This track is from the band’s forthcoming album titled Ameritown due out this June on Suretone records. We asked the band if they were talking about Basketball or Hockey when they named the band. It was hockey. Can you guess the team? Bring on the rock!

Watch your little girls when you watch American Idol – or else Sanjaya will turn them into the devil!

Apparently LiLo has found God. Either that or she's got a flask in there.

Well well well. She's either hilarious or doesn't care about being a trainwreck.

When the evil Shedder attacks who’d you rather don’t cut him no slack!

There's still argument whether or not this guy "threw" himself on her car, or if she said, "I did it, I saw him." Anyway, YOU DECIDE!

Katie Holmes is reportedly being punished by the "church" of Sciencrappery for not abiding by their alien overlords rules! No, Katie, NOOOOO!

Tara, Tara, Tara. Seriously, I don't think you know the real meaning of classy, because it includes a bra.

Just say no. Or hit up the gym, once and a while, woman.

The 80’s were so awesome, it makes you wish the 90’s and today never happened. So give those Ghostbusters toys a rest for a moment and take this quiz: it’ll tell you exactly what kind of 80’s person you are (like a Yuppie, a New Waver or a Valley Kid). Also, be sure to see Kickin’ It Old Skool, in theaters April 27!

If you weren't scared of dolls or puppets before, you freakin' will be after watching just this trailer. From the writers and directors of SAW. Badass!

Frances Bean is currently going through that awkward teen phase, where should could end up beautiful like her father, or a bloated stripper-turned-celebrity-turned-tragedy like her mother. Only time will tell.

This is no laughing matter, Brit-Brit! You done lost yo' damn marbles, girl!

Oh big deal, so Mischa's a pothead! It's not like she's a role model on the OC anymore!!

Warning: Oprah Magazine’s response to the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is not for the faint of heart (or stomach).

Someone programmed this awesome-bot to skateboard and roller skate! Seriously, no animation here!

Her melons are looking meatier… did she get 'em done, or is that just a really good bra?

Everyone’s favorite prepubescent vaudeville comedy act are hosting this year’s Academy Awards. Ellen mysteriously disappeared. No more questions!

Send these adorable cards to a friend or loved one. They'll never forget y ou.

I don't know if she's copying Madonna or just forgot her pants. Either way, I think she's crazy.