Larry shows his Anna tattoo to the good people at Access Hollywood. It's kinda weird.

This ad got pulled because people thought it too closely represent high-fashion gang-rape. Which, of course, is the best kind.

Seriously, some people are desperate for ANYTHING.

If you weren't scared of dolls or puppets before, you freakin' will be after watching just this trailer. From the writers and directors of SAW. Badass!

It's a message people need to know about.

How can you not love such whimsical people?

Britney gets her thong adjusted by one of her "people." Is that a salaried position?

Nothing represents the strength of the Jewish community like a hand-bra. I love God's chosen people.

Watching people faint is surprisingly rewarding… especially when they take down the people around them!

Is Jack Cafferty an idiot? Wolf Blitzer says "yes."

R.I.P. Anna Nicole Smith. February 8th, 2007.

Anna Nicole Smith died in a south Florida hotel, after collapsing in her room at the Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood, FL. Rest in peace, Crazy Lady.

You think you have some marginal talent that most people wouldn't think twice about becoming an expert at? Well this guy has you beat.

Kevin Federline did a Nationwide Insurance commercial that's scheduled to air during the Super Bowl – and people are upset that it's insulting to fast food workers!

Obviously this is a novelty item, because the idea is that someone would walk into your bedroom and think, at first, that you and your heterosexual partner were lying there naked. ...Or it just might be for fat people that don't want to look gross when they're naked. Yeah.

Dead or Alive rocker-turned-plastic tranny freak Pete Burns is suing the plastic surgeon that destroyed his lips in an attempt to correct the over-done airbags that they'd become.

I know SEVERAL people I could send this to right now…

So her people are totally denying that this is a Britney track (obviously the video part is just a montage). Still, I'd love to hear such a bold pooh-on-the-head of mister K-Fed.

Still-skinny Mary-Kate Olsen looked stunning (as in, we're still stunned by this look) when she walked the red carpet wearing Kelly green, a dead raccoon, and a chestplate.

Think people are afraid of skunks? Well… they are!