Seriously, this almost made me puke – she got a maggot on the brain. Parasites are awesome! So's the narrator's voice.

Ever wondered what could happen when you run up to a stranger and yell "Boo!"? Well someone made a hidden camera show about it, and it's truly frightening!

All your life one question has plagued you: “What character from the popular 80’s cartoon show Transformers am I most like?” Well take this quiz and wonder no more!

Push me, and just touch me, so I can get my Satisfaction. With power tools.

Nothing says "Hallmark moment" like a little father-son bonding.

"I've Got A Crush on Obama" - This politically-minded hottie has just one candidate on her mind – and she wants to Barack him like a hurricane!

Does the car hit the old lady, or does the old lady hit the car? It's like Zen, y'all.

If you squint your eyes just right, he looks just like my grampa. Hi Grampa!!!

A nice pearl necklace would really finish this piece off, and me as well. Oh my!

These pyrotechnicians are making a wall of fire because they're apparently bored and like to burn things. Sounds like my job!

The video for Hard Place's song 'Get Your Hopes Up' is so weird... it's like 'Hungry Like the Wolf' meets Robot Chicken.

You’ve played the game as a child, now play it in all of it’s online glory! Pin The Tail on The Donkey! If you loose the game, you’ll certainly look like a big fat jackass! Ha!

Weee-ooooo, weee-ooooo... looks like Jesus called the Fashion Police!

Looks like Kim Kardashian's butt ate Jessica Biel's booty. Then got pregnant. ***NOT A PHOTOSHOP!

America's Next Top Stripper is more like it!

Apparently losing enough weight to make you look like a crack-ho inspired Jenna to plump up her face with 5 gallons of collagen. Desperation takes its toll, Jenna....

Yeah that’s an acoustic guitar that J Mascis is playing the holy hell out of, but he’s added some bells and whistles like only Dinosaur Jr. can.

Lindsay pole-dances in her new movie, "I Know Who Killed Me." We've got the exclusive, SEXY footage.

A Tae Kwon Do fighter gets kick in the head so hard that he falls to the ground, then tries to get up and stumbles around like a drunken jerk! Yay sports!

She's like a 13-year-old girl who cuts out words and pictures from tampon ads in women's magazines to express her emotions. God she's stupid.