That Shamwow Creep

That Shamwow Creep

We knew there was something just weird and dark about this guy.

 

Lindsay Lohan Takes Her Boobs For A Walk #235

Lindsay Lohan Takes Her Boobs For A Walk #235

We're very happy that Lindsay Lohan's gotten her figure back. Remember when she was skinny? Those were dark days.

 

Bat-skanks

Bat-skanks

These two have seen The Dark Knight, and you most likely have not. It's a cruel world we live in.

 

10 Reasons Not To Take Drugs

10 Reasons Not To Take Drugs

Basically you shouldn't take drugs on a date unless you're over 40, then a blue pill or two probably won't hurt.

 
 

Jessica Simpson's Smurf Fetish

Jessica Simpson's Smurf Fetish

Tony Romo, there is no way to have blue-icing make outs and a respectable NFL career, it's just not possible.

 
 

The Patroits' Secret Pini

The Patroits' Secret Pini

Camera-Gate is not the Patriots' darkest secret, that title lies with locker room "servant" Pini Swissa.

 

The Real Blue Man

The Real Blue Man

Tobias Funke could have saved a fortune on paint if he blue himself like this guy did.

 

The Dark Knight Trailer

The Dark Knight Trailer

In theaters 7-18-08. Batman and James Gordon join forces with Gotham's new District Attorney, Harvey Dent, to take on a psychotic bank robber known as The Joker, whilst other forces plot against them, and Joker's crimes grow more and more deadly.

 

Snow Angels Trailer

Snow Angels Trailer

In theaters 3-7-08. A couple that have separated are each attempting to pick up the threads of a future when they are dealt a further blow that leads to a dark conclusion. And a somewhat-nerdy young man in the throes of discovering a first romance must also deal with the separation and consequent strife of his parents' failed relationship.

 

Glow in the dark pussy cats

Glow in the dark pussy cats

Scientists in South Korea have so much free time, they have managed to clone glow in the dark cats. Now they can fight off the flying monkeys from N. Korea.

 

Santa's slippin' on the tree front

Santa's slippin' on the tree front

This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.

 

Magic or Some Junk

Magic or Some Junk

We don’t know what this dark magic entails, but this seems to be some sort of witch craft… or Photoshop.

 

Gumby Girl

Gumby Girl

Sexual thoughts aside… what's with the blue outfit? There isn't much sexy about screwing a zip lock bag.

 

Uncle Tom's Toothpaste

Uncle Tom's Toothpaste

Wait a minute.. Who wants their teeth to get darker?

 

The Day the Routers Died...

The Day the Routers Died...

If you get every joke in this song you are probably very intelligent although you live alone in a dark apartment.

 

The Viagra Defense

The Viagra Defense

What do you say when your 83 and arrested for soliciting a prostitute? Well you stash the blue pills and say your tool doesn't work anymore, that's what you do.

 

8000 Balloons vs. 1 Skateboard

8000 Balloons vs. 1 Skateboard

The skateboard was outnumbered but ultimately prevailed against the defenseless blue orbs.

 

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