"Little Wings" as performed by Mark Gormley is an audio treat on its own. Add in a mustache, dance moves, and a green screen and well its just art.

Soon we will find some big media conglomerate was behind the genius of Tay all along just like LonelyGirl15 and Marié Digby. We're hoping Larry David is behind it.

To sell Halo3 in the states just give us violence. Korea went with Master Chief punching a dinosaur and dancing on the subway. Way to go Korea!

This is far better than any of the thousand posthumous Tupac releases. Lets hope James left more internet treats in his vault.

Further proof that midgets have more talent than merely dressing up as munchkins and dancing around for that damned Judy Garland.

Just when you were really getting sick of Simon Cowell making fun of our precious American Idol retards, he throws us this crazy girl from his homeland.

Beckham is doing his best to get Americans to care about soccer. This a start..

Look, challenging a guy in a mascot suit to a dance-off is kind of like challenging a cripple. When it turns out he can dance, you will be mocked.

Blockbuster sequels in theaters and on the internet. Keepon takes it to the streets. Spot the guys from Spoon making cameos in this one.

Bearforce1 is a boy band that cuts to the chase. They like boys and they want to dance.

This sexy vixen shows us the value of a well placed morning stretch. And how to hide an entire army of pies under your dunlap.

According to sources on the set of her latest music video, Britney Spears was so emotionally distressed that she demanded all the extras leave the stage while she attempted to pole dance. Let us pray that poor pole was heavily disinfected… scratch that - just burn it.

Tom & Katie boogied their butts off at the Beckhams "Welcome to America" party – apparently the chicken dance makes Tom sweat!

Soccer Star David Beckham and his hot Spice Wife have settled down state side. Who better to give them a proper American greeting than Philip Norris?

Stevie the Seal is now available for weddings, bar mitzvahs and birthday parties! Call now for group rates!

Samwell is a dance music "artist" whose sexual preferences tend to lean towards being very, very, very gay. Real gay.

Clever kids build a loop-de-loop on a train track... and it works! Of course they aren't American :(

Posh Spice stands over an American flag as the Spice Girls reunite.

Jessica is the world's fattest child – and American. It's bizarre that this news story is done by German television, but it just makes me think of that chocolate-loving foreign exchange student on the Simpsons, and I giggle. P.S., you'll probably recognize her sofa-dance.

Here we can see the audition tape for a young boy practicing for American Idol. He isn't very good, so chances are he will win.