I don't know what this has to do with the movie plug at the end, but dang Carmen's hot. Yeeeouch!

There's pretty much no one in the world with a better body than Jessica Biel. I challenge you to find a hotter bod.

He looks like sasquatch with a body wax, and yet he STILL has a hot babe with him! Amazing!

Hotter than Kimberly Stewart!

Demetri Martin is a funny person. You may know him from the Daily Show, but now you can know him from his Comedy Central special. Here's a clip.

I don't know what these crazy hot German chicks are saying, but I like how they say it!

I totally forgot how hot this scene in "From Dusk Till Dawn" was. I am amazed.

One man believes teachers need to be armed. Most well-brained citizens would disagree.

Jim Carrey stars as the over-th-top lifeguard, to Will Ferrell's hot-tub-swimmer-in-trouble.

It’s the hottest and sweatiest new game on the market featuring sexy pole dancing! Check it out!

After a recent singing performance at PURE nightclub in Las Vegas, Paris got pelted in the face with an ice cube! That's hot!

Like a little junk in the trunk? In this game, you have to figure out whose hot thong-clad butt you’re looking at. Hosted by Mr. Thong Song himself – Sisqo!

When trying to impress a hot chick, always overdo it to the point of pissing her off.

...Because what would the internet be without stupid videos of hot girls retardedly dancing to music?

You're sexy. Check. You've got hot dancing skills. Check. You're at some sort of outdoor pole-dance competition. Check. And you just lotioned your hands up -- OH NOOOOOOO!

This hot chick is modeling with a chainsaw! Boring but sexy!

The Daily Show takes a deeper look at the secret danger behind the new energy drink "Cocaine."

The super-hot Gray Kid flawlessly parodies Justin Timberlake's "SexyBack" with his song toting the anti-depressant Paxil. Joy!

"Here, honeyyyyyy, you nip's slipping out a littlllllle. Lemme just cover it ith my haaaaaand. We're hot even when we're waaasteeed."

Yeah. So you get to watch your football match, but now your hot girlfriend hates you. Nice job, retard.