So apparently women are into baby flesh. Dad can only get Mom's attention if he shaves his face to resemble a baby's ass.

Jessica Simpson's boobs are always poking around. At this point its like looking at your dads old porn. Yeah its ok when times are tough, but really… yawn.

Anna Ferris wrangled up enough free time on the set of her new movie, to pee on Rumer Willis. In all honesty, we have NO IDEA what is going on here.

In Germany the future has arrived. You can play video games while you pee.

Attention abusive dads! Child abuse is not funny unless you are a ninja.

Pop star Pink peed in public and a pap popped the pic. Padow!

Dear lord Michelle Marsh is running topless down the beach. If it were nearly any other woman on the planet, save Star Jones, it would be hot. But those "fun"-bags are like sacks of wet meat your step-dad is about to slug you with.

Apparently Tyra Banks thinks that grown women don't know how to urinate in public toilets, so she does a community service and shows up how!

She's like a 13-year-old girl who cuts out words and pictures from tampon ads in women's magazines to express her emotions. God she's stupid.

This baby is already an awesome breakdancer, probably 'cause he's got a really cool dad. I want to hire him at my next birthday party.

Exclusive Video! David Hasselhoff's kid films him eating on the floor while warning him about not drinking any more booze that night, lest he lose his job. That's one sad dad.

Did someone say "sitcom"?

Her creepy dad insisted on being on the set while she filmed a sex scene, and helped "direct" her partner. Ewwwwy!

Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, larger brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, attended Paris Hilton's recent birthday bash in Vegas. It appears as though he pissed himself, as well!

Sometimes, when you gotta go, you gotta go, right Orlando?

I think those people in the restaurant might be aware of her incontinence problem…

"I learned it from watching Darth Vader, Dad!"

Sometimes when you gotta go, you gotta go… on a fountian, next to some tourists.

What happens when you're at the mall with your dog and some lady keeps spraying people's legs with water? Let's find out!!

What a responsible parent. I bet he rolls that kid's stroller into the bar, too.