What a totally fabulous way to fight a war.

Far more entertaining than a Mark Hoppus vs. Black Thought battle.

This is the most exciting cymbal performance you will ever see, that's not saying much but this guy is awesome.

After Britney Spears ditched out on yet another custody hearing, she went to church! Has Britney finally found The Jesus!

Land vs. Air, Army vs. Air Force, it is truly an epic battle.

In theaters 3-28-08. Back home in Texas after fighting in Iraq, a soldier refuses to return to battle despite the government mandate requiring him to do so.

Because pictures of LOLcatz never get old, we offer you this wonderful reenactment of the battle of Endor.

Britney’s custody battle got us thinking, if you had to choose between a celebrity parent to stay with, who would you choose?

Trying to smuggle nuts to Al-Qaeda? Don’t even think about it, or end up like this guy here! And now you know and knowing is half the battle!

The vaudevillian tykes take on their arch-rivals in a joke battle to the death.

An epic battle of apathetic grandeur.

Watch a bunch of lions, buffaloes, and crocodiles duke it for some dinner. Nature is amazing!

Katherine McPhee on the set of some movie lost a battle with the wind. Mother Nature wanted to see up her skirt.

Homer Simpson battles Family Guy's Peter Griffin in a video game! Techy shtuff: This is a recording of MUGEN, a 2D fighting game engine for the PC.

When the battle is done, Rory Lake is going to make love to you. From the Rory IV Battle of the Bands competition.

It’s the ultimate battle of quickness, wits, and ball kicking! Are you man enough to survive this epic fighting game? I think even Rocky would wuss out.

Voltron gets served in an outer-space dance battle! Daaaaamn!

In this photo released by the Glendale Police Department, Nicole Richie's booking mug shot is seen after her arrest early Monday, Dec. 11, 2006, for investigation of driving under the influence of alcohol, in Glendale, Calif. California Highway Patrol officers took the 25-year-old daughter of pop singer Lionel Richie into custody without incident after she failed a field sobriety test, CHP Officer Todd Workman said.

Since the beginning of time, an epic battle has raged throughout the world. It has many names: Geeks vs. Jocks, Star Athletes vs. Star Wars Collectors, Muscular Bros vs. Tech CEO’s. Now you will officially know which side of the fence you’re on.

Stephen Colbert in an epic battle with an internet fan favorite. Who will win?