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No Crying In Baseball

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Apr 16 2009

Baseball movies are usually fun because they involve delicious cracker jacks.


 
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No Crying In Baseball

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 16 2009

Baseball movies are usually fun because they involve delicious cracker jacks.




 
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Crying Baby and Fighting Cat Impressions

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 11 2011

Done by the creepiest old guy ever.




 
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How to Learn a Child

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 19 2007

"Trust me, this works every time. Usually they continue to cry for a while, but after about 30 seconds they are fast asleep… for a while."




 
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Heartbreak Girl

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 14 2010

This girl is a little upset that she's leaving her boyfriend forever. Just a little upset.




 
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Cat Betrays Girlfriend

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 21 2009

We love a good lovers quarrel, especially one involving bitchy cats.




 
 
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Ironic Street Sign

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 10 2007

Altar boys run crying where these two streets meet.




 
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Baby Tube Attack

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 27 2007

A loving older brother captures his toddler brother in a collapsible tube -- watch him roll away!!




 
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Kid Not A Single Lady

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 31 2010

Curses to the dad who didn't let his son sing Single Ladies!




 
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Ellens Lesbian Boobs

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 17 2007

The only way to cure Ellen Degeneres' sadness is with some nice lesbian boobs.




 
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10 Dudes Who Cry Like Girls

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 5 2008

Some guys cry like girls -- not because they were kicked in the gonads -- but because they *don't* have any gonads.




 
 
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Kevin Feder Lying

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 14 2006

Will K-Fed’s alleged cheating be the straw that breaks the crying, pregnant camel’s back?




 
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Woman Afraid of Cotton

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 25 2007

Maury tackles all the tough issues that plague Society, especially bizarre niche phobias. First there was pickle girl, now there's Cottonball Man.




 
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Paula Abdul is a Bratz

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 23 2007

Hey Paula! You're not in the Bratz movie any more! What are you going to do about it, throw a tantrum? Pray to God? Oh. Awkward.




 
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Sanjaya Sucks

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 21 2007

Only the gayest American Idol in history could make a girl cry. She's actually just a Kinks fan, upset how badly he's butchering the song.




 
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Girls Go Mental Over Adam Lambert Loss

By: LG Staff
Date: May 21 2009

These girls are going to watch this video in ten years and realize that they were never cute and adorable as a kid, but scary and AXE-murderer-ish.




 
 
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Paris Weeping Zen

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 8 2007

Stare at this image of Paris Hilton weeping in the back seat of a squad car, and feel the tranquility sweep over your body, cleansing it with its calming coolness. Om......




 
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Bronco Bama

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 5 2012

Ain't we all sister, ain't we all. One more day!




 
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Paris Cries in Squad Car

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 8 2007

This morning (June 8, 2007) Paris Hilton was cuffed and taken by squad car after a judge has ordered her back in court.... and back to JAIL!!




 
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Baby Hates Miley Cyrus

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 23 2010

What a smart baby that has a good taste in music.




 
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Fat Kid In a Skate Bowl

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 19 2009

Ugh. We identify too much with this. Too much. We are crying right now. Crying. We hope you, too, can feel his pain if you're not fat. Today, we're all fat kids.




 
 
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Wrestling Crybaby

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 16 2005

This guy had a chance to talk to his wrestling heroes and he ends up crying like a little baby.




 
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Baby Cooking

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 22 2006

This Thanksgiving, be thankful for what you don't have -- an obnoxious baby crying during the entire meal.




 
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Creepy 1960s Doll Commercial

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 10 2012

Man we knew they were into some weird things in the 1960s but didn't know the extent to which they subjected innocent little kids to it too! "Voodoo witch doctor" ? " Amount of Humanity"? Or the best one, "soouul knob"?!!! We thought we were just talking about little baby dolls here. And for Christ's sake, who the hell is sobbing at the end???




 
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I Miss My Stalker

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 30 2007

This little cutie-pie is all alone now that his internet stalker isn't around any more. Won't someone please fill the hole in his adorable heart??




 
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Emo Obama

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 25 2008

Emo Obama cries at night while applying lipstick and mascara.