Baseball movies are usually fun because they involve delicious cracker jacks.
"Trust me, this works every time. Usually they continue to cry for a while, but after about 30 seconds they are fast asleep… for a while."
Some guys cry like girls -- not because they were kicked in the gonads -- but because they *don't* have any gonads.
Only the gayest American Idol in history could make a girl cry. She's actually just a Kinks fan, upset how badly he's butchering the song.
This morning (June 8, 2007) Paris Hilton was cuffed and taken by squad car after a judge has ordered her back in court.... and back to JAIL!!
Stare at this image of Paris Hilton weeping in the back seat of a squad car, and feel the tranquility sweep over your body, cleansing it with its calming coolness. Om......
Hey Paula! You're not in the Bratz movie any more! What are you going to do about it, throw a tantrum? Pray to God? Oh. Awkward.
Maury tackles all the tough issues that plague Society, especially bizarre niche phobias. First there was pickle girl, now there's Cottonball Man.
These girls are going to watch this video in ten years and realize that they were never cute and adorable as a kid, but scary and AXE-murderer-ish.
Ugh. We identify too much with this. Too much. We are crying right now. Crying. We hope you, too, can feel his pain if you're not fat. Today, we're all fat kids.
This Thanksgiving, be thankful for what you don't have -- an obnoxious baby crying during the entire meal.
Man we knew they were into some weird things in the 1960s but didn't know the extent to which they subjected innocent little kids to it too! "Voodoo witch doctor" ? " Amount of Humanity"? Or the best one, "soouul knob"?!!! We thought we were just talking about little baby dolls here. And for Christ's sake, who the hell is sobbing at the end???
This little cutie-pie is all alone now that his internet stalker isn't around any more. Won't someone please fill the hole in his adorable heart??