Surprisingly possible.

As expected, they get pretty creative.

We're not sure what these Rolling Stone magazines photos of a couple Gossip Girls is trying to infer here...they like licking ice cream? Candy? They like things in their mouths!?! What? We totally don't get this.

Berries and Cream do weird things to a man.

Ok we will admit, this looks pretty cool. However, Doom 3 sucked, so we can only assume the computer inside is a Commodore 486.

After months of China sending us all their ass backwards products, the US finally retaliated by sending over Paris Hilton, in a free container marked "Penis Enlargement Cream."

Son where's your ice cream? "Well Louis C.K. stole it, ran away, and then...oh you'll never believe me..." I don't even believe the part about you knowing Louis C.K.

Does someone hear the ice cream man? Yeah, he's over there – run! Hurry, run! Oh– O NOES! HE MELTED!

What happens when Bigfoot is the first guy to fall asleep? Why, you put whip cream on his face, that's what!

Don't let a nice rack and your desire for phallic ice cream snacks distract you from the reality of a hot chick.

Nothing makes your hands clean like a little love juice from the Knight Rider himself!