Hell no, I am not going to smell that. I don’t care how long he has been missing. It looks like he was missing his ass by about 2 feet long before he even got himself lost.

Looking at this "burger" will not only make you sick to your stomach, but there is a probable chance that you just developed type 2 diabetes.

A man sized cell phone fell from the fumbling hands of a giant, crushing a car and killing two people. Ok truth time.. It's just a PR stunt for Motorola's new Razr 2.

Not only are they more advanced than your child in reading, writing, and arithmetic but also they rock the 1 & the 2 more precisely.

Everybody loves matching games! Especially if they involve boobs! Match these boobs together and win…boobs!

Time to match the celebrities with their tattoos! It’s not as easy as your mom.

This kid takes a skateboard right between the 1 and the 2. The crazy thing is he gets up and runs a wind sprint after. That won't make em feel better son...

Four girls posed for a hot MySpace booty shot. Look closely and you'll see the girl who will shoot them tomorrow after study hall.

Celebrities say the darnedest things! See which celebrity said what in this hilarious quote game!

Piebald are a group from Boston who have been cranking out crazy catchy pop/punk for a good number of years. While this might not be acoustic, it’s probably the closest they get!

This morning a little after 2 AM, Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of DUI. She blew a .12 percent, and was later charged with possession of cocaine. Excellent work, Lindsay. Excellent.

Guess The Celebrity Sex Scene wants you to name the movie just by watching all the naughty bits.

Here's Miss Moss looking atrocious, possibly at Glastonbury, wearing hideous Size -2 vinyl pants, Mick Jagger's discarded old black v-neck tee, and some sort of nasty lace shoulder jacket possibly stolen from a Goth linebacker. No wonder she's in love with a junky.

Elwood was named the World's Ugliest Dog 2007! He's a 2-year-old Chinese Crested and Chihuahua mix. I think he's the most adorable, ugly thing ever!

There is sadness on Planet Unicorn – but it's a good thing!

Sisquo has pulled himself out of the gutter for another round LG’s Celebrity Thong Quiz. Try and guess who’s butt crack is rocking that thong!

BRB need 2 write it down

We told you the rules. You didn’t listen.

Ashley Olsen prancing around, wearing nothing but an undershirt and panties. Sexy!

On Dec. 30, 2006, Brandy's Land Rover collided with a 2005 Toyota, which was struck by this '89 Acura.