Pete Doperty & CoKate Moss Do a Duet
Smoke weed, listen to Sonny & Cher. Smoke crack, listen to Pete & Kate. Makes sense.
Britney Spears Shows Crack
We looked for strechmarks on Britney Spears' butt and we couldn't find any. Her body really snapped back!
Whoose Boobs: Cast Away Boobies
Lost is back so we’re celebrating the island coconuts you’d really like a crack at.
Pict-O-Band 12: A Music Game
It's time for you're favorite music game. Open up your ears and crack open a PBR. You're going to love this.
Army Humvee Piñata
When you crack open this piñata, little US Army men fall out! Let's inspect it for WMDs!
Natalie Portman, Ass Scratcher
She was just looking for change after we dropped a quarter down her crack.
Lance Is Bass-ically Gay!
Lance is out, Al Qaida wants war, and the Tour De France is a crack house. Philip Norris is on the scene – unless he gets hit by the Girls Gone Wild bus.
Say No to Crack Pee Wee Herman PSA
You know you shouldn't do crack when a chronic masturbater tells you so.
Suck My News Weekly: Whitney the Crack Smoker
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
Suck My News Weekly: Bush Loves His Crack-Cocaine
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
DAILY TOP 10
-
How To Cook A Turkey
Views: 106632 -
Grape Lady Falls
Views: 4740 -
10 Sexiest Cinematic Bloodsuckers
Views: 4247 -
Christian Side Hug
Views: 3980 -
Adorable Internet Starlet's Adorable Fail
Views: 3354 -
Lady Gaga + Cartman + Walken = Mind Blown
Views: 3274 -
Pole Dance Makes Wedding Awesome
Views: 3077 -
112 Sneezes In A Minute
Views: 3050 -
The Chicken Plucker 3000
Views: 2751 -
Lick My Lohan
Views: 2404
