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MadTV: Stuart Bloopers

MadTV: Stuart Bloopers

Michael McDonald never cracks a smile, making him the antithesis of Jimmy Fallon.

 

Vin Diesel's Coffee Haus

Vin Diesel's Coffee Haus

Have a cup of coffee with Vin Diesel and his band of cracked-out celebrity friends like Leonardo Di Caprio, Martin Scorsese, Julia Roberts and more!

 

Guess The Celebrity Thong 2

Guess The Celebrity Thong 2

Sisquo has pulled himself out of the gutter for another round LG’s Celebrity Thong Quiz. Try and guess who’s butt crack is rocking that thong!

 

Jenna Jameson and the Barbies

Jenna Jameson and the Barbies

Apparently losing enough weight to make you look like a crack-ho inspired Jenna to plump up her face with 5 gallons of collagen. Desperation takes its toll, Jenna....

 

Pete Doperty & CoKate Moss Do a Duet

Pete Doperty & CoKate Moss Do a Duet

Smoke weed, listen to Sonny & Cher. Smoke crack, listen to Pete & Kate. Makes sense.

 

Britney Spears Shows Crack

Britney Spears Shows Crack

We looked for strechmarks on Britney Spears' butt and we couldn't find any. Her body really snapped back!

 

Whoose Boobs: Cast Away Boobies

Whoose Boobs: Cast Away Boobies

Lost is back so we’re celebrating the island coconuts you’d really like a crack at.

 

Pict-O-Band 12: A Music Game

Pict-O-Band 12: A Music Game

It's time for you're favorite music game. Open up your ears and crack open a PBR. You're going to love this.

 

Army Humvee Piñata

Army Humvee Piñata

When you crack open this piñata, little US Army men fall out! Let's inspect it for WMDs!

 

Bending Over

Bending Over

She's flexible, he's amazed, I'm cracking the hell up. Everybody wins!

 

Natalie Portman, Ass Scratcher

Natalie Portman, Ass Scratcher

She was just looking for change after we dropped a quarter down her crack.

 

Crack Sandwich

Crack Sandwich

Nothing is better for lunch than a little crack in your sandwich! Deeeelicious!

 

Lance Is Bass-ically Gay!

Lance Is Bass-ically Gay!

Lance is out, Al Qaida wants war, and the Tour De France is a crack house. Philip Norris is on the scene – unless he gets hit by the Girls Gone Wild bus.

 

Say No to Crack Pee Wee Herman PSA

Say No to Crack Pee Wee Herman PSA

You know you shouldn't do crack when a chronic masturbater tells you so.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Whitney the Crack Smoker

Suck My News Weekly: Whitney the Crack Smoker

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Bush Loves His Crack-Cocaine

Suck My News Weekly: Bush Loves His Crack-Cocaine

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.