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Listen to this Corn Loving Porcupine Talk!

Listen to this Corn Loving Porcupine Talk!

Meet Teddy Bear (yes, they really named him that) the porcupine, a festive, holiday-loving, talking, corn-on-the-cob FANATIC. Don't get between him and his cob! Listen carefully as he seems to say "Oh Well" after knocking over the glass. What other words can you make out (an aural Rorschach Test) ?

 
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Where's the Beef?

By: Prongs
December 16 2009, 8:49 AM

Yesterday PETA unveiled the latest ad for its "I'd Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur" campaign, featuring Bethenny Frankel, member of People with Extraordinarily Little Talent Society (PELTS).

My Cheetah-lined hat is off to you, PETA, because your ads continue to intrigue me. I find myself thinking, as I cut into my still-mooing T-Bone, "Who is PETA's demographic?" Considering your recent choice of spokespeople, I can only assume that your research, presumably conducted by underpaid monkeys at typewriters, shows that your core audience is people invested in reality television. How else can you justify burning our retinas with the likes of Steve-O, Khloe Kardashian, and Karina Smirnoff? (You know it's bad when your last name is a brand and they still don't want you.)

It makes sense though. PETA's invasive studies done on bunnies, show that reality TV viewers are far less intelligent people who can be more easily swayed into giving up those necessary extravagances like fitted Dalmatian tees adorned with hamster noses, and squirrel-tail tampons.

And as for the rest of us, the nod-and-wink, upper-crust "Adult Swim" viewer? Manatee flippers make for a lovely corset.

 

Gayheart's a Crotch-Grabber

Gayheart's a Crotch-Grabber

Rebecca Gayheart and her boyfriend, Dr. McSteamy from Grey's Anatomy, were o vacation on a boat when she felt the need to inspect his all-beef thermometer. And a little boy was only 5 feet away.

 

Adam Lambert Dating Shia Labeouf?

Adam Lambert Dating Shia Labeouf?

OMG! Adam Lambert might be dating Shia The Beef! We always new Adam was gay!

 

Japanese Pizza Commercial

Japanese Pizza Commercial

I'll take a watermelon and bomb pizza with extra ears of corn?!?!

 

Movie Poster Game: 45: Anime

Movie Poster Game: 45: Anime

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!

 

Food Fight

Food Fight

For everyone who always thought Beef Stroganoff would be the ultimate tool of destruction in war.

 

Diabetic Dildos

Diabetic Dildos

Candy Flavored sex toys are nothing new, but this is the first time you can stick candy corn up your corn hole.

 

Bull Semen Big Gulp

Bull Semen Big Gulp

Lord! Its like 300 lbs of all beef hotness broiled over a bed of sex! Those vaguely human features, coupled with those tumor ridden arms is pure hotness.

 

Alicia Silverstone Nude PSA

Alicia Silverstone Nude PSA

Alicia Silverstone hopes that she can hypnotize your meat loving brain into loving veggies by showing you her naked bum. We suddenly want more beef.

 

Beef Jerky Babe

Beef Jerky Babe

Wow, nothing says sexy like a surgary brown tan and thigh muscles so strong, she could crack your head open. Snap into a slim Jim!

 

Kitten Eating Corn

Kitten Eating Corn

You might have to close your eyes, lest the EXPLODE from the CUTENESS!

 

Non-Newtonian Liquid

Non-Newtonian Liquid

When you mix corn starch with water, it creates a non-newtonian liquid – a sort-of liquid, sort-of solid substance that has amazing properties! Watch these two "walk on water!"

 

Drive-Thru Order Song

Drive-Thru Order Song

Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun! But better!

 

Movie Poster Game: 100: Handfuls of Movies

Movie Poster Game: 100: Handfuls of Movies

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!

 

Movie Poster Game: 99: Golden Globe Nominees

Movie Poster Game: 99: Golden Globe Nominees

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!

 

Movie Poster Game: 98: Natural Disaster Movies

Movie Poster Game: 98: Natural Disaster Movies

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!

 

Movie Poster Game: 97: New Years Movies

Movie Poster Game: 97: New Years Movies

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!

 

Movie Poster Game: 96: X-Mas Movies

Movie Poster Game: 96: X-Mas Movies

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!

 

Movie Poster Game: 95: Blue Movies

Movie Poster Game: 95: Blue Movies

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!

 
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