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Awesome Website Alert: Pale Is The New Tan

By: LG Staff
November 20 2009, 12:27 PM

 

PailIsTheNewTan.com will change your life forever. Or at least until you vomit all over your computer screen. Since when to people spreak Marmalade on their skin? Delicious!

 

 

 

There's nothing like waking up in the morning, turning on your computer, browsing the latest gossip about Selena Gomez and then almost vomiting all over your computer screen after watching a chicken being put in a chicken plucker. Ah, Internet. WE HEART YOU.

 

 

 

 

Get close to your computer screen and check out what the hell is happening in this video. Bob Dylan = certifiably donkey bonkers. I'm not sure if he's channelling Tom Petty or he's just a happy-go-lucky albino leprechaun, but this is prolly one of the greatest things ever and I'll cheerish it for as long as it's on YouTube.

 

 
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Who Has The Best CGI/Animated Chesticles?

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 12 2009, 12:18 PM

In this month's Playboy Magazine, supernerd James Cameron said he designed his female Avatar aliens with breasts, even though they're not placental mammals (don't worry, we have no idea what that means either!). Since the movie cost around $500 million and it's in 3D, we can only hope that those boobs are so amazing they pop out of the screen and punch us in the face so hard they give us a black eye. We hope! But what if they aren't? Whose computer generated/animated boobs will you fall back on?

We've always been partial to Angelina Jolie in Beowulf, which you probably didn't see because the movie sucked. But damn, look! They even made her eyes look like she wants nothing to do with us, just like in real life!

 

Do you have any favorite computer generated characters? Share in the comments. Watch our 10 Sexiest Cartoon Characters if you need a little help deciding.

 

Robots Can't Act: Pulp Fiction

Robots Can't Act: Pulp Fiction

Computers are taking over the world. The only thing they can't do is act! Watch what movies would be like if we let our robots act.

 

Surfing for Seniors

Surfing for Seniors

If you have a parent or grandparent who can't seem to operate a computer like, you might want to show them this video. You can punch them in the face teaching them some other technology.

 

Miley Cyrus, what a blowhard

Miley Cyrus, what a blowhard

Presumably someone with little or no computer experience could probably make these photos go from suggestive to explicit.

 

Dude it's a Dell

Dude it's a Dell

You're not the only computer that comes in a mysterious manila envelope, Macbook Air.

 

Spider-Man Face Plant

Spider-Man Face Plant

You know those stunts you saw in the movie? They were done with wires and computers, not with super powers from a spider bite.

 

Instant Nerd Cream

Instant Nerd Cream

Ok we will admit, this looks pretty cool. However, Doom 3 sucked, so we can only assume the computer inside is a Commodore 486.

 

The Cylons are Homeless

The Cylons are Homeless

Admiral Odama is not happy about this! Ok, unless you watch Battlestar Galatica, this won't make much sense to you. However it further proves our theory that all computers are evil.

 

Disk Drive Car

Disk Drive Car

Computer nerds around the world go from floppy (disk drive) to hard (disk drive) when they see this beauty roll down the street.

 

Kathy Griffin Helps Adobe Stock Rise

Kathy Griffin Helps Adobe Stock Rise

In what can only be described as a Photoshop miracle, the staff at Steppin Out made Griffin look… well sexy. We are assuming a super computer, unavailable to the general public, was used to manage the massive amount of digital paint needed to accomplish this feat!

 

Aquarium Computer

Aquarium Computer

This submerged computer is filled with mineral oil... all it needs now are fake fish!

 

Casket Computer

Casket Computer

This custom PC is so badass, you'll think you've died and gone to geek heaven!

 

Adventure is Our Middle Name

Adventure is Our Middle Name

Adventure is calling you. No wait… that’s your dad telling you to stop tying up the computer with this stupid game.

 

Shake Your Booty

Shake Your Booty

It’s Pirate week. Celebrate by stealing a friend’s computer and playing this game.

 

Software Crash on "Millionaire"

Software Crash on

Here's a computer glitch on the German "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" game. Where is the glitch that makes us win a million dollars?

 

Powerbook Prank

Powerbook Prank

What happens when you start up your computer in a Library? It makes a loud start-up sound. Sometimes it makes a long, LOUD start-up noise.

 

Girl Computer

Girl Computer

Is this a little sexist? Nooooooo. (Truth in Comedy!)

 

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