Presumably someone with little or no computer experience could probably make these photos go from suggestive to explicit.

You're not the only computer that comes in a mysterious manila envelope, Macbook Air.

You know those stunts you saw in the movie? They were done with wires and computers, not with super powers from a spider bite.

Ok we will admit, this looks pretty cool. However, Doom 3 sucked, so we can only assume the computer inside is a Commodore 486.

Admiral Odama is not happy about this! Ok, unless you watch Battlestar Galatica, this won't make much sense to you. However it further proves our theory that all computers are evil.

Computer nerds around the world go from floppy (disk drive) to hard (disk drive) when they see this beauty roll down the street.

In what can only be described as a Photoshop miracle, the staff at Steppin Out made Griffin look… well sexy. We are assuming a super computer, unavailable to the general public, was used to manage the massive amount of digital paint needed to accomplish this feat!

This submerged computer is filled with mineral oil... all it needs now are fake fish!

This guy had his face removed because of a flesh-eating virus. His crazy wife still loves him.

This custom PC is so badass, you'll think you've died and gone to geek heaven!

Adventure is calling you. No wait… that’s your dad telling you to stop tying up the computer with this stupid game.

It’s Pirate week. Celebrate by stealing a friend’s computer and playing this game.

Here's a computer glitch on the German "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" game. Where is the glitch that makes us win a million dollars?

What happens when you start up your computer in a Library? It makes a loud start-up sound. Sometimes it makes a long, LOUD start-up noise.

Is this a little sexist? Nooooooo. (Truth in Comedy!)

Parents: Watch this video if you want to know what your children are doing on MySpace. You'll never let them use the computer again.

Computers jumped out of the World Trade Center, too? (Yes, we know. But we're already going to hell)

This week we celebrate the viruses that make sex just a little less fun. We salute you, STDs!

It’s a St. Patty’s Day tradition. You get drunk, you vomit, you crawl to your computer, and you send a friend our latest Angry Leprechaun e-card. So what are ya waiting for, ya flippin’ prostitute?

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.