Jessica Chobot, video game hottie/nerd, shows us all Korea's dirty little secret for getting clean. The soap knob.

In what can only be described as a Photoshop miracle, the staff at Steppin Out made Griffin look… well sexy. We are assuming a super computer, unavailable to the general public, was used to manage the massive amount of digital paint needed to accomplish this feat!

This submerged computer is filled with mineral oil... all it needs now are fake fish!

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Football fans and video game nerds alike will love this version of Sunday's big game. GO BEARS!

Apparently nerds should like this item. Personally, I don't get it.

This custom PC is so badass, you'll think you've died and gone to geek heaven!

Mission: Find a nerd in a bikini shop, overwhelm him with your hotness, then get him to steal for you.

NERD DICE: When you're so socially retarded that doing anything is a gamble!

Adventure is calling you. No wait… that’s your dad telling you to stop tying up the computer with this stupid game.

It’s Pirate week. Celebrate by stealing a friend’s computer and playing this game.

Here's a computer glitch on the German "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" game. Where is the glitch that makes us win a million dollars?

What happens when you start up your computer in a Library? It makes a loud start-up sound. Sometimes it makes a long, LOUD start-up noise.

Is this a little sexist? Nooooooo. (Truth in Comedy!)

Parents: Watch this video if you want to know what your children are doing on MySpace. You'll never let them use the computer again.

Computers jumped out of the World Trade Center, too? (Yes, we know. But we're already going to hell)

It’s a St. Patty’s Day tradition. You get drunk, you vomit, you crawl to your computer, and you send a friend our latest Angry Leprechaun e-card. So what are ya waiting for, ya flippin’ prostitute?

World of Warcraft has produced more funnies this year than any other game around. Nerds are hilarious!

Okay, how did somebody get a picture of us installing our new graphics card?

Do you get Star Trek and Star Wars things confused? We do and we’re a bunch of nerds!