In this commercial for hair gel in Japan, Orlando solves an amazing number of problems with just his hair. Unfortunately there is no way to reclaim dignity...

This commercial addresses the dilemma of feminine hygiene and the douche-tastic solutions Massengill will provide. Gotta love the 80s.

This commercial has the catchiest song, written in Oklahoma, about BBQ, ever. Making "it falls off the bone" sound sexy is no small task.

WEIRDEST COMMERCIAL EVER! Actually it's for a convenience store in Canada that sells Slushy-like drinks called Frosters. This flavor is called "WTF" ("Where's The Froster?")

You are not hungry for abs... you are hungry for Hot Pockets!!

This inspiring crystal meth commercial was made by the good people at Procter & Gamble for their new line of DIY house-cleaning drugs.

Seriously, was kind of drunk jerk laughs when they're telling young people not to drink and drive? And who exactly was making this crappy-ass low-budget commercial??

Check out this weird commercial of a lawyer advertising on TV that he wants only one client: Paris Hilton.

Mr. T is shilling for Snickers... and he just might have made the best commercial EVER!

Forget that this is a commercial... it's got that German guy from The Big Lebowski!

For a chick whose famous for little more than her fantastic rack, you'd think she would have done this a LOOOONG time ago.

Cameron Diaz did a foreign-market commercial. What a traitor. Slut.

Sean Connery does a commercial for IHOP. Let's just see how vulgar that bastard can get!

You will piss your face when you watch this surprisingly-danceable remix of Wilford Brimley's diabetes commercial.

Mike Bonerati will do any impression to sell you a mattress! Where do these commercials come from??

What could go wrong when you try to blow a line off a public toilet seat? PS, foreign commercials rule!

Kevin Federline did a Nationwide Insurance commercial that's scheduled to air during the Super Bowl – and people are upset that it's insulting to fast food workers!

"Synthetic Coke" was a vial of fake cocaine that was once available in "adult" stores. Here's a commercial for it from New York. Party!

This sexy lingerie commercial is from a huge chain store! The French call it Le Targét.

This week, NtG takes on NES’s great competitor, Sega Genesis. It didn’t have as much processing power, but it did have way better commercials.