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As some of you may have guessed, my thoughts on Christmas are a little conflicted. It's not like I have a vendetta against it like some people think. I mean, good for them. They managed to co-opt the solstice celebration. I'm not crazy about it, but it's not like I don't put up a tree and a few wreaths.
The thing that drives me nuts is the Santa Claus thing. Namely the notion that I invented Santa Claus to take the spotlight off Jesus during his birthday. Some say his name is "Santa" because it's just "Satan" with the "N" placed in front of the "T". I feel slightly insulted by the notion that I can turn into a serpent on a whim and tempt Eve out of paradise, but that when concocting a campaign to influence every Christian child in the world for hundreds of years I would just spell my name with a few letters switched around.
Sexy Juggalette Mosh Pit
Insane Clown Posse has some of the sexiest fans around. Here are some of them moshing. Don't get too turned on!
If fat, pimple-ridden clowny chicks are your thing, then you'll enjoy some of this hot Juggalette-on-Juggalette moshing action. In case you're not in the know, Juggalettes are the female fans of douche-core rap group Insane Clown Posse. Your 12-year-old neighbor who looks like he's going to gun down the neighborhood? This is his favorite group and these are his future girlfriends.
In case you need more Juggalo laffs, this is the website for you.
I'm confused. What I really want to know is why nobody is bombed do death in this thing. I mean, I see lots of fire, a motorcycle, helicopter, some weird clown-looking dude who looks like he belongs in a Marilyn Manson video, but where are all the body parts flying everywhere. Everything about this video suggests that it should be absolute crap. I was really expecting Marissa Miller to be blown to pieces in this thing, but it just never happens. I always also expecting some sort of lame sidekick to pop up, or perhaps a talking robot. But none of that happened. Maybe this is a good thing? Could this be the first time that I've actually watched a Michael Bay directed film all the way through? I think it is. It's a freaking miracle.
Michael Bay, you are a genius.
Sophia Monk Still Thinks It's Summer. Thank God.
But lay off the clown makeup, girly. Batman isn't out to get you.
Bret Michaels Is A Busted Up Clown
This is the extent of Bret Michael's injuries after a prop kicked his ass at the Tony's last week.
New Anna Nicole Smith Footage
Geraldo, 9 year old witness, Fox News, Anna Nicole Smith, Clown Makeup, its the perfect storm of journalism.
Lauryn Hill is a Joke...r
Lauryn Hill has apparently become crazier by the day. What better way to celebrate freedom from the doldrums of society than hiring Lauryn the Clown for your special event!
Sex Clown or Circus Clown?
Can you decide if the picture you’re looking at is a Sex Clown or Circus Clown? You’re not going to sleep tonight after watching this.
Anna Nicole is a Sad Clown
Exclusive video footage, taken by Howard K. Stern, shows Anna Nicole is creepy clown make-up, and an even creepier sense of being out of her freakin' gourd.
Burger Clown
Watch as a naked drunken burger clown terrorizes a small town and leaves it traumatized forever.
Celebrity Staring Contest
Let's see how long you can stare at these celebrities for. We bet you go down like a clown.
Eminem Versus
You play as Eminem as you try to kick the ass of Insane Clown Posse and other stupid celebrities.