How fat do you have to be in order for a DSL line to have trouble downloading your picture? This fat.

This picture was drawn with one continuous line. Yeah, you're jealous.

Britney Spears forgot, once again, to wear clothes big enough to cover her saggy saddlebags. Someone buy this girl a tent or a few yards of cloth.

In theaters 1-25-08. Jerry inadvertently erases all of the videos in his friend's store. In order to keep the store's one loyal customer, an elderly lady with a tenuous grasp on reality, the pair re-create a long line of films including The Lion King, Rush Hour, Ghostbusters, When We Were Kings, Back to the Future, Driving Miss Daisy, and Robocop, putting themselves and their townspeople into it.

MC Hammer's career could be revitalized if he teams up with Andrew Meyer and his line of genius "Don't Tase Me Bro!"

A genetically engineered Britney-Rosie Hybrid terrorized the Airwaves spewing hours of militant lesbian, anti-clothes wearing antics.

What made Jennifer Lopez decide that this was the best outfit to showcase at the launch of her new clothing line? She looks like a fruit rollup or a tall oompa loompa.

Steven Segal is always amazing when you happen to catch him on TBS, TNT, or maybe an old VHS. His line at the end of this clip is the best of his career.

The husband can be heard saying he "knew this would happen". Um, then why the hell did you let her drive? Did he know because he cut the brake line?

This proves the lines at Disney World are nothing to complain about. Also, that cleanliness and claustrophobia are not big concerns with the Japanese.

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Paris went to a Playboy party last night dressed like Paris. Jail time can't keep a good slut down.

Hello and welcome to whose boobs, the only on-line game that contracted a bad case of boob-orreha down in the ravine.

Sisley's new controversial ad campaign features skinny models with their eyes rolled back, snorting "lines" off a white dress. Apparently spelling "fashion" like "heroin" is also chic, now.

What happens when a mob of Mac fan-boys are in line for the iPhone, and a reporter interviews one of four people in the country with the gadget? Why some moron comes along, that's what.

Hello and welcome to whose boobs the only on-line game to hi-jack the top five stories of the Boob-itomi towers.

This inspiring crystal meth commercial was made by the good people at Procter & Gamble for their new line of DIY house-cleaning drugs.

Lindsay and Paris DO wear underwear! Only they're wearing it on the outside of their clothes! Nice try, ladies!

...When skank clothes just don't say enough...

Always take T's advice -- especially when it's on designer clothing!