Maybe she wasn't entirely brain dead when she gave the answer heard 'round the net. Maybe she was just remembering how hot she looked in the bikini.

These new shoes have GPS tracking systems and are able to call a pimp or a sex worker advocates group, in the event of an emergency… seriously… no joke.

Translation of commentary: This is what racing is about! High speed collisions, the closer to fatality the better!

All summer Rihanna has promised we can stand under her umbrella. With this we become one step closer to seeing the nipple under the umbrella.

I imagine this is what it's like when you reach the pearly gates. So close to perfection, but just far enough away to be out of reach. Oh, to dream.

Piebald are a group from Boston who have been cranking out crazy catchy pop/punk for a good number of years. While this might not be acoustic, it’s probably the closest they get!

This guy's guardian angel must have been riding shotgun – because he got REALLY lucky!!

WEIRDEST COMMERCIAL EVER! Actually it's for a convenience store in Canada that sells Slushy-like drinks called Frosters. This flavor is called "WTF" ("Where's The Froster?")

Stevie the Seal is now available for weddings, bar mitzvahs and birthday parties! Call now for group rates!

You’ve probably heard Cary Brothers before and didn’t even know it, as he had a song in some movie called Garden State that apparently changed people’s lives. In any case his new record called Who You Are is more deserving of your dollars than some silly soundtrack!

You might have to close your eyes, lest the EXPLODE from the CUTENESS!

Nando's is a restaurant chain in Australia that features a spicy chili called Peri-Peri. Apparently Aussies think it's a good idea to humorously promote their "addictive" food with a stripper and a "replacement" patch for when you can't get to the 'strant.

Safe For Work! The camera gets a little *too* close for comfort on these horny porny gals.

These emergency calls are hilarious! Except that now I've bled to death. Oh, can your taco save you now?

Chuck used to have a cartoon in the '80s called Karate Kommandos. It was basically the A-Team but lame.

Now THIS is what I call an extreme sport!! These dudes can really do the Dew!!

This is an awesome video effect called time displacement; it uses time delay to create the illusion of twists in the moving video subject.

What happens on the Fourth of July when you pass out from too much America-toasting? Your jackass friends try to kill you with fireworks. Hooray for freedom!

I love rainbows because they're so damn beautiful and gay... but this one is particularly interesting because it's called a "fire rainbow" and is a rare, naturally-occurring atmospheric phenomenon.

Shuddup!