Lady Gaga + Doc Brown = The most amazing hairstyle of all time.

We feel silly for using our own hands to wipe our ass all these years. If we knew the Comfort Wipe existed, our life would be so much more awesome and our hands would be a lot less smelly. And brown.

Chris Brown's is a Garbage Fail Kid! Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog!

It's not a crime if he's just raping a shoe. Shoes don't have feelings, unless they're Buster Browns.

After Chris Brown beat the crap out of Rihanna, he decided that the right thing to do would be to make a PSA about domestic abuse... or did he?!

Just in time for your upcoming barbeque, it’s women chefs! (This WYR’s a special request from Chris)

She really looks great and you can barely notice that she actually stitched two seperate bikini bottoms and a brown paper bag together for the bottom.

Lindsay should be blamed for Miley's downfall, one look at the wrinkly brown leather mess that is her cleavage and everyone moved on to the next victim.

The uncomfortable boots with bondage straps look is so last year, although Chris Martin is probably into that stuff.

She's either working for Chris Hansen or Billy Ray has a much harder job than we imagined.

Your answer will be forwarded to Chris Hansen.

Chris Rock was caught taking a none too subtle look at Rhianna's back side.

Has America reached the point that we're nostalgic for Chris Kattan? Has it gotten that bad?

Chris Bosh requests your vote for the NBA All-Star Team. We reccommend writing him in on every other ballot you see in the coming months.

Charlie Brown would be really pissed if he saw this.

"Look, my name may be Brown, but that doesn't mean I have to like it. Yeah, you sit over there…"

… and times almost up. Way to prove us all wrong Chris…

Bobby Brown just had a heart attack! Can you guess the boobs that contributed to this?