Here's the gorilla-Phil Collins-Cadbury chocolate mash-up you've been waiting for. What you weren't expecting this? Well the Internet says you're welcome anyways.

"OK so get this officer, I was chasing a burglar out of my house, right? Then my pants just shot off into the street and he pulled out a gun, I got scared and I..."

Hello and welcome to whoose boobs, the only on-line game hosted by me; internet sensation Tay Zon Boobs!

The man who rapped "its just like a mini-mall" almost as many times as Tay bellowed "Chocolate Rain", is back with a new video.

Jimmy Kimmel's audience reaction will help you laugh through hearing "Chocolate Rain" one last time. That's about 14 minutes Tay...

John Mayer busts out some sweet "Chocolate Rain" lyrics to the tune of Nelly Furtado's "Say it Right"

From the man who brought us Chocolate Rain, here comes Internet Dream. He better sign a contract pretty soon, its getting old already.

A parody of Chocolate Rain, shot-for-shot. Totally unnecessary, but that's what the internet is for, really.

Not to be confused with some sort of parody of Prince's "Purple Rain," this is just one REALLY repetitive song about racism. But the lyrics are hilarious and the melody is infectious!!!

Now who halps me drag to fud bowl?

Jessica is the world's fattest child – and American. It's bizarre that this news story is done by German television, but it just makes me think of that chocolate-loving foreign exchange student on the Simpsons, and I giggle. P.S., you'll probably recognize her sofa-dance.

This cutie-pie poops rainbows.

Vomiting Kermit dispenses hot chocolate to cold New Yorkers on Conan! Heart-warming!

Don't blow on this game cartridge if it's not working! It'll melt!

You know he's got a pretty big carrot under there.

Thirty seconds is all you need to explain Jaws… with bunnies.

Choco-late Par-tee! Yay! Oh don't you look at my breast! Look at chocolate!!

He makes for the cutest boss ever!

It's Easter. Do you know where your bunny is?

Do not watch this video if you want to sleep tonight. This is probably the most disturbing dance since "The Carlton" on Fresh Prince of Bel Air.