Chinese news organizations are awesome! And so are computers! Here's a reenactment of Tiger Woods crashing his car and his wife going crazy with a golf club.

Bill's Cornerback Ellis Lanksder needs to learn other words besides "Like" and "Umm." Looks like he could be a fabulous rapper though!

The Chinese Anti-Terror Squad is as nerdy as the Google Campus.

These ladies should guard the Olympic Torch.

Dear The SEO Rapper, we're hiring..."Client satisfied like they eating on a snicker, they stuck on your page like you made it with a sticker"

This is art at its finest. We are pretty sure that’s a real skull and all those little people are bones in the body. Who knew your stomach held so many Chinese workers?

This Benz is diamond studded and cost over $5 million dollars. It belongs to Prince Waleed, an oil sheik. Bastards! The terrorists did win!

Don’t mess with Kirstie, she is hungry and isn't in the mood for any of your crap! Maybe she was angry the Chinese Restaurant didn't have FETTUCCINE!

A former Walmart employee bought these Chinese-made flip flops and later got a chemical burn from the plastic strap. Now Walmart's giving her a horrible time about it! WTF!

Elwood was named the World's Ugliest Dog 2007! He's a 2-year-old Chinese Crested and Chihuahua mix. I think he's the most adorable, ugly thing ever!

As if hearing through those drive-thru intercoms isn't hard enough, this guy's rapping his order. Better to spit before than after, I say.

The *apparently* 15-year-old girl who was fake-raped on stage in Trinidad by rapper Akon has a MySpace page! She claims she's 19 and has slutty photos of herself in the shower. If you ask me, she was asking to be fake-raped.

This Chinese chick has got some of the freakiest feet around. Maybe they quit foot-binding a little soon, huh?

The Chinese language has been updated to more graphically depict words. Fun!!

Someone needs to post a Missing Cat flyer below this sign. That somebody is me.

Who'd have thought a former MadTV cast member would actually be talented?

Check out this music video by rapper David Rolas. It's filled with booty shaking, motorcycle madness, more booty, and it's featured in the new movie "Crank." In theaters September 1.

If you’re eating a delicious plate of Sesame Chicken right now you may want to stop.

Our exploration of fascinating Asians continues this week with an awesome freestyle performance by a Chinese rapper.