When you're in another galaxy and there's a Wookie in the passenger's seat beside you, don't drive drunk!

Hollywood's Drug Problem. Bad for young jonesing starlets… good for Star Jones!

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee were seen kissing recently, after spending the day together with their children. Could it be a third chance for the sexy couple?

Salma is with child, and with future husband. Dang, those Frenchies are fertile.

The STAR is claiming Ellen's gal pal Portia is back on the eating disorder wagon, as she started to get suspiciously skinner again!

Seriously, what followed next makes Madonna's "SEX" book look like a children's story. Hot.

Peter's up to his old antics again, as he stars as a Tetris puzzle piece.

Jesse Jane was "Best Dressed" on the red carpet at the AVNs. If you think this isn't a big deal, you obviously haven't seen the way most porn stars dress!!

We show you two slutty pictures and you have to decide whether they're porn stars or pop stars! Rock on!

This was my favorite place to vacation as a child.

The SLIP are a trio from Boston and Montreal who sound like there’s at least 6 people in the band. When they were in out studio we kept having to double check and make sure there were only three of them. It’s true. Anyway, they came in and treated us to an acoustic-y rendition of their single called “Children of December.”

Jim Carrey stars as the over-th-top lifeguard, to Will Ferrell's hot-tub-swimmer-in-trouble.

Celebrities were once children, too, you know! God they're ugly.

"Return of the Jedi" returns to the small screen as an old-timey silent film. Slapstick-tastic!

This year, Santa's got a different way of handling the "naughty" children on his list.

When the world's cruelest parents get creative, their children pay the price.

These Asian gymnasts put even Cirque de Soleil to shame when it comes to child labor and head-leaps.

The star of the new reality TV series, "Flavor of Legos."

Have you ever played this new music game? We show you pictures, you put them together and then you're a rock star. Play this while you're avoiding your family during Christmas.

Don’t miss our tips for getting the perfect gamer gifts this holiday season, featuring Special Guest Star: S&M Santa! Ho, ho, holy crap it’s some boobs!