Charlie Brown would be really pissed if he saw this.

"Look, my name may be Brown, but that doesn't mean I have to like it. Yeah, you sit over there…"

In theaters 12-25-07. Based on George Crile's book about the CIA's largest and most successful covert CIA operation, the arming of the Mujahedeen in Afghanistan. The covert ops were engineered by Charlie Wilson a charismatic, wheeler-dealer, liberal Texas congressman who teamed with a rogue CIA operative. The two manipulated Congress, the CIA and a host of foreign governments in order to assist the Afghan rebels in their fight against the Soviets in the 1980s. Many of the men armed by the CIA went on to become the Taliban's enforcers and Osama bin Laden's protectors.

Bobby Brown just had a heart attack! Can you guess the boobs that contributed to this?

Charlie boy has had plenty of accusations slung against him by his crazy wife Denise. However, when photos of this perverted mouse pad showed up, all fingers pointed to the Sleaze.

Who else but Dr. Emmett Brown would build such a complex and useless contraption in their home?

This is far better than any of the thousand posthumous Tupac releases. Lets hope James left more internet treats in his vault.

Wow, nothing says sexy like a surgary brown tan and thigh muscles so strong, she could crack your head open. Snap into a slim Jim!

Hey Charlieeee, wake uuuuup! Yeah, Charlieeeee!

At one time, Paris used a fake Ohio ID. The weirdest part? It lists her eyes as green, even though she has naturally brown eyes and wears blue contacts!

I don't know what these guy are – aside from clay – but they're adorable!

Water merely distresses Whitney; if you get Bobby Brown wet, however, he turns into a gremlin.

Art Alexakis of Everclear stopped by our grungy studio to record a few songs, one of them being this cover of "Brown Eyed Girl" by Van Morrison. Also, Art has awesome tattoos.

Watch James Brown in this television interview from a long, long time ago. Is he drunk? Is he high? The only thing that's certain is that he's a crackhead.

Hear Philip Norris' plan to solve America's addiction to gas - the Charlie Sheen way!

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