Kate Moss walks the catwalk in style. Pete Doherty plays great music. Together they are known as drug addicted douche bags!

Some schmuck was able to take camera-phone footage of the shooting this morning. He's lucky he survived.

Everybody loves crank calls! Watch & listen as a telemarketer gets served!

Hey, Turtle, call my shell-phone, we'll talk!

Teenwolf himself in an ad regarding stem cell research. Watch as he imitates Jello Jigglers!

How do you get phone calls when you're only wearing a towel??

Congratulations! You've just landed a job as the assistant to a Big Time Hollywood Producer! What better way to spend your first day on the job than to sit at your desk and slack off at work!

A dude calls a restaurant and pretends he's Christopher Walken. Hilarity ensues.

Under a veil of extreme secrecy we’ve begun tapping the phones of famous celebrities to find out how they really act out of the public eye. Our first victims: Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

Here is our special tribute to the caped/stem cell-wanting crusader.

There’s a certain cell phone company that starts with a “V” and ends with an “N” – they have the most annoying spokesperson ever!!!