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Reason Not To Have Kids #267

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 10 2009, 9:24 AM

Seriously, if your kid is just going to narc you out to their teacher, what good are they anyway? Kids are for tying your shoe laces, grabbing you a beer and that's about it. You shouldn't have to worry about them telling everyone they know that you earn money making it rain for perverts. LiquidGeneration's been making games and animations about boobs and Britney Spears' drunk butt for years, and our nephews still think we sell insurance. Seriously! Every time I come home for Christmas they never ask me how work's going because they feel sorry for me. Anyway, there's just some things your child shouldn't know and your stripper job is one of them. Also: never bring your work home with you.

(via Don Chavez)

 
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Announcing The Next Michael Jackson

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 09 2009, 12:35 PM

Folks, we've been blessed with another Michael Jackson. Kinda. Here's a before and after of alledged steroid abuser/baseball player Sammy Sosa. Now we have no idea whether he bleaches his skin or has that crazy vitiglio disease, but we DO KNOW that his face looks squishy like a Madball. AMMIIRITTTTE GUYS?

 

 

Kill The Kardashians

Kill The Kardashians

Here's your chance to shoot the Kardashians! Why? Because they're annoying. Please note that we don't actually condone violence against. celebrities. This is just a joke. Except for the fact that we really hate the Kardashians.

 

10 Worst Celebrity Interviews with David Letterman

10 Worst Celebrity Interviews with David Letterman

You thought Juaquin Pheonix was bad, you got to check some of these out!

 

10 Stars of Celebrity Sex Tapes

10 Stars of Celebrity Sex Tapes

A moment of silence, please, as we honor Pam Anderson and the celebrities who followed in her (stretched out) footsteps with this tribute to celebrity sex tapes.

 

Boob Match #4

Boob Match #4

There is not better way to celebrate the new year than match celebrities with their boobs.

 

Whoose Boobs Week 131: Teen Queen Boobs

Whoose Boobs Week 131: Teen Queen Boobs

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.

 

Celebrity Yearbook Game

Celebrity Yearbook Game

We've found pictures of all your favorite celebrities at the most horrible and embarrassing time of life: middle school. Can you see past the pimples and find your favorite (soon-to-be) celebrity?

 

Celebrity Rap Sheet

Celebrity Rap Sheet

We show you a celebrity rap sheet, you have to guess who committed the crimes.

 

WYR: Milk Moustaches

WYR: Milk Moustaches

These celebrities like to drink milk because drinking baby blood would be too disgusting.

 

Swimsuit Boobs

Swimsuit Boobs

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.

 

Russian Pranksters Are Just A-Holes

Russian Pranksters Are Just A-Holes

These dudes give Russians a hilarious and painful name.

 

10 Colossal Celebrity Wipeouts

10 Colossal Celebrity Wipeouts

With all the camera's around them, you'd think celebrities would be careful not to trip. But we've got the video to show, famous people fall.

 

Guess The Celebrity Fatty!

Guess The Celebrity Fatty!

We show you a picture of a celebrity who's kind of chunky and you have to guess who it is!

 

10 Craziest Celebrity Trainwrecks

10 Craziest Celebrity Trainwrecks

Here are some of the craziest celebrity trainwrecks caught on video. Thank goodness for stupid celebs + technology.

 

Celebrity Slaughter House

Celebrity Slaughter House

There’s a murderer on the loose and he’s killing all of your favorite celebrities! Look at the crime scene photos and try to guess who he killed!

 

Cougar or Not? 2

Cougar or Not? 2

Is she a Cougar or a young celebrity with old woman attributes? You Decide?

 

Celebrity Zombie Quiz

Celebrity Zombie Quiz

Like zoinks Scoob! All our favorite celebrities have been turned into z-z-z-zombies! We gotta figure out who they are!

 

Tila Tequila Is Preggers

Tila Tequila Is Preggers

Oh look! Our favorite non-celebrity announced she's pregnant on Twitter. Here's what her stomach is going to look like in a couple months, as imagined by our friends at Starcasm.com.

 

10 Worst Celebrity Parents

10 Worst Celebrity Parents

On Mother's Day watch some of the worst celebrity parents ever caught on tape. You'll be grateful yours aren't famous.

 
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