Celebrities are just like us, especially if you're a scary looking man dressed as a woman.

The answer to "What are the troops fighting for?" is clearly, "The Freedom of the Over Privileged Upper Class Dimwit Celebrities".

In this edition, oh we so horny for all the hot Asian celebrities in Hollywood.

It's time to guess the celebrity sideboob because the rest of the boob is just too boring.

We show you a tattoo and you guess which celebrity was stupid enough to get it.

Philip Norris discusses the art of the celebrity sex tape.

It’s time to laugh at celebrity misfortune and guess which celebs got hacked up under the knife. We show you bad plastic surgery, you guess the celeb!

There are lots of people we think are dead, here are some of them.

Far more entertaining than a Mark Hoppus vs. Black Thought battle.

Hollywood’s favorite sluts have gotten themselves into a heap of trouble again! This time in a dance club! Also, see how Paris Hilton reacts when she tries to become a virgin! The drama!

Philip Norris discusses last week's news report about Heath Ledger's death and celebrity drinking and drug use.

This is the most exciting cymbal performance you will ever see, that's not saying much but this guy is awesome.

After Britney Spears ditched out on yet another custody hearing, she went to church! Has Britney finally found The Jesus!

If you can match these tattoos with which celebrity’s wearing them, well you’re just as useless in life as we are.

It’s time to grab yourself a gun and play a game of Russian Roulette with your favorite celebrities: Lindsay Lohan, Tara Reid and the Governator.

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.

We show you missing limbs and other deformities, you guess which celebrity they belong to.

Find out who said the most stupidest things you’ve ever heard in this celebrity quote game!

What happens when your favorite celebrities start making televisions in Mexico? Insanity, that’s what.

Britney attempts to renew her drivers license and is forced to bring Dakota along. Ugly people work at the DMV.