This week Bush will address the nation, Google loves the communists, Joaquin Phoenix almost dies, Chris Penn does die, and Clay Aiken is gay.

Video gamers sure love to OWN people.

Here’s a tribute to those bisexually ambiguous Weezer-worshiping dorks that we call Emo Kids! We love you guys!

People make fun of us because we like dirty tatas. We can’t help it if all the celebrities out there are skanks.

Nothing makes your hands clean like a little love juice from the Knight Rider himself!

Just because you stare longingly at a pair of ripe, voluptuous boobs in need of love and attention, that makes you a little pervert!?!

These boobs are tied in a ribbon, ready to be given to a friend or loved one. And holy crap. This is our 200th episode!

Alcoholics love to talk. See if you can guess the movie where these drunken quotes came from.

Those crazy asians are at it again, this time with a rendition of a Backstreet Boys song.

Jackass Steve O made an appearance on Adam Corolla's show. BTW, he was blitzed-to-the-tits wasted and had to be escorted off the set.

Obviously, this pimp wasn't trained by that famous P.I.M.P Chuck "Love Juice" Norris.

We will not go to prom with this girl until she shoots herself in the head.

Not until we finally know whether the carpet matches the curtains.

Finally, Chewbacca becomes an American, TomKat has boring sex, Mary-Kate quits college, and other stuff we really can’t remember right now.

Can you tell the difference between Jessica Alba and Abba? We can't and we have Abba posters on our wall!

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition features movies with Fat people or things. Chunks of love.

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition is filled to the brim with bowties, pocket protectors and nerd love.

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition features fatties, and the people who love them.

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition features comic book movies, which you watch because you can't get laid.

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition will make you want to barf on somebody you love.