Samwell is a dance music "artist" whose sexual preferences tend to lean towards being very, very, very gay. Real gay.

It's like he's listening to your butt's inner thoughts, and they're saying "more Kosher dills."

Paris wore a diaper over her prison pancake butt in Hawaii. Gross!!

Persian bubble-butt babe and sex tape maker extraordinaire Kim Kardashian takes her ass for a walk in some plushy pants. It's like two fat kittens wrestling down there!

A nice pearl necklace would really finish this piece off, and me as well. Oh my!

Jessica Alba is known for her beautiful beach bum, but did you know her nickname is Sandy Bottoms? True story.

Sisquo has pulled himself out of the gutter for another round LG’s Celebrity Thong Quiz. Try and guess who’s butt crack is rocking that thong!

Fergie keeps her ass in shape by shooting meth into it every morning.

Looks like Kim Kardashian's butt ate Jessica Biel's booty. Then got pregnant. ***NOT A PHOTOSHOP!

See what happens when you scratch the forbidden zone.

Slutty, slutty, forgotten Hilton.

The lord works in mysterious ways. Sometimes he works through waves.

We looked for strechmarks on Britney Spears' butt and we couldn't find any. Her body really snapped back!

Who know how bikini butts could help sell beer? I did!

Look deep into this dog's butt and see a vision of Jesus. Then puke.

Take an adventure into the exciting world of celebrity butts with noted Celebrity Butt-ologist - Uncle Cornswagle!

This cute, mini-Lohan flashed her pants to the paps – and they loved it!

What sport is yet to be parodied in a major motion picture? Why, professional figure skating, that's what! I can't wait to see Well Ferrell skate his butt off.

I know SEVERAL people I could send this to right now…

There's pretty much no one in the world with a better body than Jessica Biel. I challenge you to find a hotter bod.