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Don't Tailgate This Dude!
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Fainting Goats
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The Joy of Teasing Dogs
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Dramatic Rescue of Dog from Freezing Sea
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Edward Gory's "Mystery" Intro
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"You Like Me, You Really, Really, Like Me"
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Public Fornication- Underwater Style
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Best Bus Stop Ever?
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Hackers of Montana Station Warn of Unfolding Zombie Apocalypse
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Human Mattress Dominoes World Record
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LATEST PICTURES & VIDEOS
We have no idea what this lady is talking about here, but we just like watching her. We can put this video on repeat and just watch it FOR HOURS until the cops arrest us for being a loser.
Bob Sleigher Rips Her Butt Apart
It takes a lot of strength to tear one's ass like that. We salute this lady.
You know how much strengh it takes to rip one's ass apart like that? We suspect steroids.
Booty Pop Commercial
If your butt isn't what it should be, then the Booty Pop might be the underwear for you.
Someone really could have gotten us one of these for Christmas. Our ass is as flat as Lindsay Lohan's these days. Seriously. It's like somebody sucked all the lard out of it and filled it with year-old cottage cheese. It's disgusting. And potentially lethal.
If there's any way to start off the year and first week back from vacation, it's with Hayden Panettiere's butt. Legend has it that if you touch Hayden's behind with your finger and make her giggle, you'll recieve good luck for the rest of the year! Now smudge up that computer screen of yours!
See more of Hayden's behind at IDontLikeyouInThatWay.
How to seduced Santa Claus:
1. Wear a belly shirt
2. Play him a song on the saxophone
3. Tell him that the saxophone fits in your butt.
Sooooooooo, without further adieu, and without the fear of any of you calling me a tranny or a Marilyn Manson look-a-like or a fat cow or a wanna-be Madonna or a bubble butt or former nobody or Kathy Griffin's penis or a total waste of space everywhere I walk, I present to you the latest outfits I'm working on this week.
If you have any costume concepts for me you can email them to LadyGaGaIsFashionable@gmail.com. I'll post them next week if they don't suck!
ADAM LAMBERT 4 EVAHHHHH,
Lady Gaga
XOXO====)
P.S. You can see more of my design sketches here.
Seriously, if your kid is just going to narc you out to their teacher, what good are they anyway? Kids are for tying your shoe laces, grabbing you a beer and that's about it. You shouldn't have to worry about them telling everyone they know that you earn money making it rain for perverts. LiquidGeneration's been making games and animations about boobs and Britney Spears' drunk butt for years, and our nephews still think we sell insurance. Seriously! Every time I come home for Christmas they never ask me how work's going because they feel sorry for me. Anyway, there's just some things your child shouldn't know and your stripper job is one of them. Also: never bring your work home with you.
(via Don Chavez)
Olivia Munn's Buns
Her butt makes us want to cry happy tears just to know something like it exists in this horrible world.
Does It All Hang Low?
Do you remember that song you used to sing when you were a little kid about your boobs and butt and balls and how they all hang low? Well, we just rewrote it.
Kelly Brook's Boobs Are On Vacation
Here is Kelly, vacationing in LA with her boobs and butt. That's all we need to say because we don't even think you're looking at these words at this point.
Kristin Cavallari's Flat Butt Doesn't Bother You
The fact that you can write a check on her butt doesn't mean you don't fantasize about her reject you.
New Technology To Wipe Your Butt
We feel silly for using our own hands to wipe our ass all these years. If we knew the Comfort Wipe existed, our life would be so much more awesome and our hands would be a lot less smelly. And brown.
Watermelon Woman
She's Brazilian, she's tabloid famous and what you really want to know, her butt measures 46 inches all the way around. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it if that's at all possible given the size constraints.
