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OTHER COOL STUFF
How to seduced Santa Claus:
1. Wear a belly shirt
2. Play him a song on the saxophone
3. Tell him that the saxophone fits in your butt.
Sooooooooo, without further adieu, and without the fear of any of you calling me a tranny or a Marilyn Manson look-a-like or a fat cow or a wanna-be Madonna or a bubble butt or former nobody or Kathy Griffin's penis or a total waste of space everywhere I walk, I present to you the latest outfits I'm working on this week.
If you have any costume concepts for me you can email them to LadyGaGaIsFashionable@gmail.com. I'll post them next week if they don't suck!
ADAM LAMBERT 4 EVAHHHHH,
Lady Gaga
XOXO====)
P.S. You can see more of my design sketches here.
Seriously, if your kid is just going to narc you out to their teacher, what good are they anyway? Kids are for tying your shoe laces, grabbing you a beer and that's about it. You shouldn't have to worry about them telling everyone they know that you earn money making it rain for perverts. LiquidGeneration's been making games and animations about boobs and Britney Spears' drunk butt for years, and our nephews still think we sell insurance. Seriously! Every time I come home for Christmas they never ask me how work's going because they feel sorry for me. Anyway, there's just some things your child shouldn't know and your stripper job is one of them. Also: never bring your work home with you.
(via Don Chavez)
Olivia Munn's Buns
Her butt makes us want to cry happy tears just to know something like it exists in this horrible world.
Does It All Hang Low?
Do you remember that song you used to sing when you were a little kid about your boobs and butt and balls and how they all hang low? Well, we just rewrote it.
Kelly Brook's Boobs Are On Vacation
Here is Kelly, vacationing in LA with her boobs and butt. That's all we need to say because we don't even think you're looking at these words at this point.
Kristin Cavallari's Flat Butt Doesn't Bother You
The fact that you can write a check on her butt doesn't mean you don't fantasize about her reject you.
New Technology To Wipe Your Butt
We feel silly for using our own hands to wipe our ass all these years. If we knew the Comfort Wipe existed, our life would be so much more awesome and our hands would be a lot less smelly. And brown.
Watermelon Woman
She's Brazilian, she's tabloid famous and what you really want to know, her butt measures 46 inches all the way around. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it if that's at all possible given the size constraints.
Kate Hudson Serves Up Some Butt
Wonder whose butt would win in a game of tennis: Kate Hudson's or Anna Kournikova's?
Boobs, Butt or Baby?
We show you a portion of a picture and, that's right, you have to tell if it's a beautiful pair of boobs, a butt or a baby!
Is Your Butt Better Than Whitney Port's?
If it's not, than you're not ready to hit the beach, either!
Quiz: Which Porn Star Are You?
Sure, being a porn star can be a pain in the butt (tee hee hee), but sometimes they get famous and make lots of cash. So, which famous porn performer are you the most like?
Heidi Montag's Honeymoon Butt
We really don't care how annoying Heidi Montag's brain is, her butt is totally not annoying.
