Here we can see the audition tape for a young boy practicing for American Idol. He isn't very good, so chances are he will win.

Sean Preston Federline was driving a Cadillac during a family go-kart outing. Damn, dat boy's PIMP!

The x-ray of a snake that swallowed two lightbulbs is now in Ripley's Believe it or Not Museum, right next to the wolf-boy who DIDN'T appear on Sally Jesse.

Hard Gay is not the kind of guy you'd leave alone with your kids. So let's watch him try to make a little boy enjoy some food!

I think it's the little boy's reaction that makes the photo. Or the fact that her boobs are resting on her gut.

A gay boy wished for a planet full of unicorns – Planet Unicorn – unicorn planet!

When I first heard of the iUnit, I totally thought it was a Mac-inspired dildo. Boy was I wrong!

Fergie keeps her ass in shape by shooting meth into it every morning.

Fall Out Boy Pete Wentz wears eyeliner, but since he's a boy, we call it guyliner. Apparently this was worth an entire People Magazine news piece. I'm going to go kill myself now.

Slutty hipsters, skanky drug dealers, happening party-people, all in the LA club scene. I hang out at these bars so you know this sh*t's good.

This adorable Cambodian boy rides his pet python around the house! Unbelievable and cute! *Check out the end!*

The Fall Out Boy song, "Carpal Tunnel of Love," with animations by Happy Tree Friends! Whee!

I still can't get over how adorable this is – he just looks so NATURAL in that uniform!

More from the Paris Exposed files! She even enjoys corrupting her boy-toy!

This video reminds me of last summer. That was a sexy, sexy summer. Mmmm… tomatoes.

The world's littlest pervert will some doay grow up to be the worlds most-hated paparazzo.

Two of the boys from Sparta hit the ghetto=fabulous LG Studios and treated us to an early morning acoustic jam of "Taking Back Control." Pretty amazing to hear it all stripped down.

Every teenage boy should be able to use this mouse pad without a problem!

These kids are so inventive… reminds me of myself when I was a little boy. Oh wait, I'm a girl.

If every 12-year-old's fantasy came true like this, we'd have to re-write the pedophilia laws.