Lady Gaga + Doc Brown = The most amazing hairstyle of all time.

We feel silly for using our own hands to wipe our ass all these years. If we knew the Comfort Wipe existed, our life would be so much more awesome and our hands would be a lot less smelly. And brown.

Chris Brown's is a Garbage Fail Kid! Collect all the new Garbage Fail Kids and post them on your blog!

It's not a crime if he's just raping a shoe. Shoes don't have feelings, unless they're Buster Browns.

After Chris Brown beat the crap out of Rihanna, he decided that the right thing to do would be to make a PSA about domestic abuse... or did he?!

She really looks great and you can barely notice that she actually stitched two seperate bikini bottoms and a brown paper bag together for the bottom.

Lindsay should be blamed for Miley's downfall, one look at the wrinkly brown leather mess that is her cleavage and everyone moved on to the next victim.

Charlie Brown would be really pissed if he saw this.

"Look, my name may be Brown, but that doesn't mean I have to like it. Yeah, you sit over there…"

Bobby Brown just had a heart attack! Can you guess the boobs that contributed to this?

Who else but Dr. Emmett Brown would build such a complex and useless contraption in their home?

This is far better than any of the thousand posthumous Tupac releases. Lets hope James left more internet treats in his vault.

Wow, nothing says sexy like a surgary brown tan and thigh muscles so strong, she could crack your head open. Snap into a slim Jim!

At one time, Paris used a fake Ohio ID. The weirdest part? It lists her eyes as green, even though she has naturally brown eyes and wears blue contacts!

I don't know what these guy are – aside from clay – but they're adorable!

Water merely distresses Whitney; if you get Bobby Brown wet, however, he turns into a gremlin.

Art Alexakis of Everclear stopped by our grungy studio to record a few songs, one of them being this cover of "Brown Eyed Girl" by Van Morrison. Also, Art has awesome tattoos.

Watch James Brown in this television interview from a long, long time ago. Is he drunk? Is he high? The only thing that's certain is that he's a crackhead.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.