Britney Spears Can't Sing For Real This Time

Britney Spears Can't Sing For Real This Time

Hear what happens when you isolate Britney Spears' vocal track. Or not because it might damage your ears.

 

Britney Spears Mistakenly Wears Bra

Britney Spears Mistakenly Wears Bra

After Britney realized she was wearing a bra, she immediately corrected the situation by taking it off and wrapping it around her head, Weird Science-style. Crazy again!

 

Britney Spears Wears Underwear

Britney Spears Wears Underwear

OMG, Britney Spears has a scar on her knee! We had no idea!

 

Jamie Lynn Spears Is A Mom

Jamie Lynn Spears Is A Mom

Jamie Lynn Spears has had her illegitimate child. Congrats Jamie Lynn, you are officially more white trash than your sister!

 

Dude Does Britney

Dude Does Britney

This is the only way a "dude" would be willing to "do" Britney now.

 

Wii Fit with Britney Spears

Wii Fit with Britney Spears

Learn all the ins and outs of Nintendo's WiiFit with chunktastic pop star Britney Spears!

 

Bikini Britney, What We've Learned

Bikini Britney, What We've Learned

She's probably not pregnant, she probably enjoys Cheetos too much, her comeback is very far from complete, Miley has a depressing future.

 

Britney Spears Is Pregnant!

Britney Spears Is Pregnant!

Philip Norris discusses the fact the Britney Spears might be pregnant and who the father could be.

 

Oh right, Britney Spears

Oh right, Britney Spears

Almost forgot about you, how are you doing? Wearing sweatpants, smoking cigarettes, and showing a little bump, good to see you're staying the course.

 
 

Britney Spears Has A DeLorean

Britney Spears Has A DeLorean

Britney's secret to weight loss is apparently time travel which raises the very real possibility of an alternate 2003 being created where she never meets K-Fed.

 

Office Legs: Britney Spears

Office Legs: Britney Spears

What happens when two of your coworkers discuss Britney Spears by the water cooler!?!

 

Jamie Lynn Spears Boobs

Jamie Lynn Spears Boobs

She's a lot like her sister, she has amazing boobs at a young age and seems destined for a miserable failure of a life.

 

K-Fed Acts Successful

K-Fed Acts Successful

K-Fed is a trained method actor who draws on his experiences of putting Britney down.

 

Britney & Evolution

Britney & Evolution

Britney presents a strong case for both sides, looking at her it is hard to argue there is an "intelligent design" while it is also questionable we are moving forward as a species.

 

Aretha Franklin Needs Respect

Aretha Franklin Needs Respect

The whale that is Aretha Franklin and the pshyco that is Cyndi Lauper were photographed together at the Grammys. What will Britney look like at their age?

 

Think of the Dog

Think of the Dog

Since it has literally become unthinkable that people will ever feel sympathy and "Leave Britney Alone", think of the poor dog that has to live through this.

 

Britney Has A Bra, Still Not Decent

Britney Has A Bra, Still Not Decent

Y'all was yelling at her for always having her mammary glands poking through shirts so she put on a bra. What more do you want?

 

Psycho Britney

Psycho Britney

Check out a clip from Alfred Hitchcock's new movie, Psycho Britney!

 

Jamie Lynn Spears Researches Pregnancy

Jamie Lynn Spears Researches Pregnancy

Jamie Lynn has taken it upon herself to go on the web and research what it will be like to be pregnant and have a baby. It's gross!

 

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