PHOTOS
Blogger Perez Hilton succeeded in making Britney Spears look sexy and fit by comparison when he paraded hit fat ass around in a pink wig, flip flops, and a Cheetos bag. He even out-crotched her.
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7/23/2007
PHOTOS
Britney's doing her best Sydney Brisco impersonation, but unlike the real Alias spy, Spears sucks. Guess what Brit: we know it's you!
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7/17/2007
NEWS
We did it. We caved in to your demands. Philip Norris has returned to the LG news desk and he has a year’s worth of stories to unleash his cranky fury on.
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6/29/2007
PHOTOS
Britney's too big for her britches! Er, um, blouse.
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6/27/2007
PHOTOS
It seems that Britney needs to take the advice of fellow blonde and use some Proactiv!
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6/27/2007
PHOTOS
Sean Preston Federline was driving a Cadillac during a family go-kart outing. Damn, dat boy's PIMP!
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6/22/2007
PHOTOS
I'm now convinced that Britney's 999% unsure as to how embarrassing paparazzi photos of her get released.
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6/15/2007
PHOTOS
Britney Spears' website is giving fans the chance to name her upcoming album, in exchange for insight into her sick, retarded sense of humor.
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6/14/2007
PHOTOS
Rumor has it that she has a deal with a paparazzi company, and she's doing this sh!t for ca$h. Figures.
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6/13/2007
VIDEOS
The paparazzi were surrounding Britney's car when she made the mistake of climbing into the back seat and flashing her panties. Their reactions are priceless.
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6/13/2007