Seriously, if your kid is just going to narc you out to their teacher, what good are they anyway? Kids are for tying your shoe laces, grabbing you a beer and that's about it. You shouldn't have to worry about them telling everyone they know that you earn money making it rain for perverts. LiquidGeneration's been making games and animations about boobs and Britney Spears' drunk butt for years, and our nephews still think we sell insurance. Seriously! Every time I come home for Christmas they never ask me how work's going because they feel sorry for me. Anyway, there's just some things your child shouldn't know and your stripper job is one of them. Also: never bring your work home with you.
(via Don Chavez)
Britney's Bikini Body Eludes Us
We look and look and look at this photo but we have NO idea whether or not she has gut. Are we blind? Or do we just expect our bikini guts these days to be as flat as flat can be? We're picking up a Victoria Secret catalog to find out.
The Britney Spears Torture Chamber
Britney Spears gets thrown into the good old LG torture chamber. Now you can give her a few burns and some broken bones to go along with that nasty c-section scar. Happy Birthday Britney!
Taylor Momsen Shows Panties
This Gossip Girl surely knows what to do to be famous: show your panties. Just like Britney, Xtina, and every other slutsicle, Taylor knows how to get our attention.
Britney Spears Turns On The Headlights
Somebody turn off the air conditioning! We've got a live one here!
Britney Is A Prostitute
Britney Spears was just arrested for cocaine possession and prostitution! See the news report!
Britney Spears Is Finally Topless
Here's a leaked screen shot from one of Britney Spears' music videos. It's censored because her nipples aren't really that big a deal.
10 Classic South Park Impersonations
Celebrities lucky enough to be parodied on South Park (Kanye West, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears), are awesome...or idiots.
Britney Spears' Tampon
Is that a tampon sticking out of her underwear or is she just happy she's not going to bleed all over you?
Britney Spears' Apology to the World
Britney Spears almost ruined her career these last few years. Well, she's here with us now to apologize to the world. Also, Happy 27th birthday Britney!
Britney Lost The Baby Fat
What a comeback. Now all she needs to do is find her brain and she'll finally be complete.
Britney Is Defintely Bangable Again
This seals the deal. Today Britney Spears performed on Good Morning America and she looked smoking hot. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRITNEY!
Talkdown: Britney's Breakdown
Lou is the FIRST to interview Britney Spears, who has just gone cuckoo for Cocopuffs. See her meltdown right before your eyes!
Britney Spears Might Be Hot Again
Here are some photos of Britney from here latest video shoot. We likey.
The Britney Spears Sex Tape
It’s the video you’ve all been waiting for: The Britney Spears Sex Tape. Liquid Generation’s got the exclusive footage that nobody else has. Don’t you feel lucky? It’s sexy time!
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