Britney gets her thong adjusted by one of her "people." Is that a salaried position?

Brit-Brit was seen out partying again in New York, this time squeezing into a "sexy" red dress.

Britney left the tag on her dress… and it's the fakest "Extra Small" I've ever seen!

Scientists have broken down the facts: Britney is a fug-monster.

Recent trip to a West Hollywood burger joint: Britney's classy!

Recent trip to a West Hollywood burger joint part deux: wait, no, Britney's not classy.

So her people are totally denying that this is a Britney track (obviously the video part is just a montage). Still, I'd love to hear such a bold pooh-on-the-head of mister K-Fed.

Land ho! It be a beached whale!

Guess what, Britney? Kevin's trying to get back together with you! "Oh NOOOOOO!!!"

Britney's CD is selling so badly, she had to help out by buying one herself!

Liquid Generation's Elmo partied with Britney this New Years! Seriously, we swear!

This is a great toy for anyone who is just tired of Britney's dignity getting in the way of her fame.

After "passing out" on New Years Eve, then reportedly going into rehab/detox spa the next day, Britney was recently seen partying hard in Hollywood, once again. Flattering!

No panties, no bra, what's the difference?

Well seriously, does she not care that this guy's pulling down her pants? Weird.

This makes me think of something… oh yeah, Britney Spears.

What, are you pouting at – your manny??

Britney, when will you learn that we want pizza on a PLATE, not on your FACE!

Britney acknowledges her pantyless ways -- and plugs VS, to boot!

Friends of Britney Spears have confirmed the ongoing rumor that the actress cuts herself. Apparently she was seen grinding a butter knife against her wrist as she spoke of the stresses and pressure of her life.