One man, especially one who is British, should never have so much power over a female. It's just unethical. Like, spread the wealth, dude. There are other guys who want girls to go crazy over them, too, ya know.

Oh, silly British people. Don't they know using their crappy motorcycles on playground equipment is dangerous? Hilarious, but dangerous.

An eyewitness said the crime was committed by a "British Lingerie Glamour Model Whore" and this was the lineup they gave them. She's not hard to find...

This week Lou Berk tries to interview the snaggle-toothed British band Radiohead. Emphasis on *tries.*

Lily Allen was on a British comedy show and told the other guests she has a third nipple – then pulls it out to prove it! Surprisingly SFW!

Stamos appeared on a British morning show, unshaven and apparently SLOSHED, but blamed it on "jet lag," which I'm guessing is the name of a delicious new vodka in England.

This clever ad for pole dance classes can be seen on bus stop poles all over British Columbia.

Lindsay frolicked in the ocean with British boyfriend Calum Best over the weekend, and her nipple tried to escape her bikini. Lucky us.

The British game show "Catch Phrase" really knows how to stimulate its contestants!

A British man, as a non-threatening hooligan-type, explains what "Uban Sprinting" is. Watch him terrorize the mall!!

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