Breast implants for the alcoholic.

Whatever you do, don't feed Miley Cyrus after midnight...or this might happen.

Did K-Fed eat his kids or something? Dude is fat! In his defense though, fat people are considered "healthy" in his hometown of DouchebagVille.

Somebody should have fed the escalator a child or small dog before it got too hungry.

Normally we're against breast implants. But Bikini Girl's new boobs make her face look a lot less stupid, so we approve!

This is how she's feeding that deformed stomach of hers? That thing needs to call down before it turns into a TOOOOMER.

Brazilian model Sheyla Hershey supposedly has the biggest breasts in the world. They're triple KKK, which we didn't even know existed. You think these are hot?

If this doesn't inspire you to lose some freaking weight, I don't know what will.

Thanksgiving is about bread, butter and birds. What better way to give thanks than to bask in the glory of some of England’s best birds?

Sarah Palin almost looks like the lifeguards in Baywatch, but with real breasts.

Oktober Fest marks one of the greatest months for breast lovers around the world.

If you're marrying a whore, you might want to show her this dress.

Here's Andy Dick, shortly after he groped a teenager's breasts in the parking lot the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. He's clearly happy with himself.

Clearly this guy is just fed up with pulling all the weight in a communist society or something, (It's Just Not Fair!).

Cash Warren, you sir are the captain of the douche squad, K-Fed has nothing on you, you openly mock Jessica's pregnant body while the rest of us mourn what you ruined.

Thank God there is a team of "University Medical Doctors" researching how to add 3/4 of an inch to your bust size.

Britney's secret to weight loss is apparently time travel which raises the very real possibility of an alternate 2003 being created where she never meets K-Fed.

K-Fed is a trained method actor who draws on his experiences of putting Britney down.

There's just something so natural about Heidi Montag in this picture. Maybe it's her breasts or just the way she's posing like no one is looking but she just seems real.