Alba went shopping in a Rite Aid this weekend and must have stepped into the freezer section. Either that or she is pointing at the best detergent that money can buy.

Hard Gay is not the kind of guy you'd leave alone with your kids. So let's watch him try to make a little boy enjoy some food!

Next they feed it hot sauce and raw eggs!

Britney's boobs appear deflated and gross – probably from all that breast-feeding!

In another installment of LG’s acclaimed Celebrity Karaoke series, John Mayer sings a little ode to Jessica Simpson’s fabulous breasts.

Oh no – someone fed Spot some PuppyCrack!

I still can't get over how adorable this is – he just looks so NATURAL in that uniform!

Kevin Federline did a Nationwide Insurance commercial that's scheduled to air during the Super Bowl – and people are upset that it's insulting to fast food workers!

"Peanut Butter Jelly Time" is remixed into the infamous K-Fed "Popozao" promo video. Happiness abounds.

"Try our breast. Uh, I mean CHICKEN breast!"

So her people are totally denying that this is a Britney track (obviously the video part is just a montage). Still, I'd love to hear such a bold pooh-on-the-head of mister K-Fed.

Brings a whole new meaning to "feeding the kitty."

Weird Al decided to sit down with Kevin Federline and ask him some hard-hitting questions. Luckily for Al, K-Fed's schedule was wiiiiiiide open.

Choco-late Par-tee! Yay! Oh don't you look at my breast! Look at chocolate!!

I'm still not sure what this commercial is for. And I'm pretty sure it doesn't matter.

Looks like Beyonce's having some trouble with her breasts -- her left boob is basically deformed!

Lucy Pinder plasters Michelle Marsh's breasts. They're making the plaster cast into a towel rack -- get it? Towel rack??

We now present you with the vocal stylings of Mister Kevin Federline!

Short text$3,625 a month for rent? Jeez, K-dawg, where were you staying?

We can't get enough of FedEx! He's everywhere! Find out what's in his pockets! OMG!!!