It seems all that David Beckham can do on the field is injure himself. Again, he will be out for another 6 weeks due to a torn ligament. Robot Posh is pissed.

Jennifer Aniton broke away from her evil captor, Courtney Cox, and spent the day on the beach. Not bad for someone her age.

Look, challenging a guy in a mascot suit to a dance-off is kind of like challenging a cripple. When it turns out he can dance, you will be mocked.

Your car breaks down. Do you push it to the side? Do you have sex on the hood? This sign offers no help.

Barry Bonds tied and broke the home run record. Did he use steroids? That’s debatable...HULK SMASH!

Cops in NYC are apparently breaking the law. Luckily the opposite of a superhero, "Jimmy Justice", is trolling the streets. He busts cops with his mom's handycam.

Don't try this at home. And if you do, don't sue.

Don’t break it, and you'll be fine.

Break out your glock and put a mouth in your sock. Here’s a rap song featuring The Transformers, the baddest bots in Compton.

Some poor, heart-broken animator created a cartoon all about the heartache and physical torture of love. *Sigh*

The Broken West are a band from Los Angeles who play a brand of good times power pop. A funny thing happened when they came by the LG Studios for an acoustic session. They transformed into a group that sounded more like The Band, then Cheap Trick. Pretty impressive stuff. Check them out in the LG MusicPlayer as well.

Scientists have broken down the facts: Britney is a fug-monster.

This supermodel is about to break her ankles! Gross!

This douche thinks he's enough of a karate expert to make videos. He can't even break boards with his face!

This baby will star in Breakin' 5: Goo Goo Ga Ga Slide!

We'd like to believe this was our car. And we'd like to believe that our girlfriend had those boobs. Ah, she's going to break up with us.

Will K-Fed’s alleged cheating be the straw that breaks the crying, pregnant camel’s back?

This week Dick Cheney shoots a man, TomKat almost breaks up, and Kid Rock and Scott Stapp touch magic sticks. Disgusting, weird and newsworthy.

Watch what happens when people think a car is going to hit them. Almost dying is hilarious.

We know the whole Brokeback Mountain thing is played, but this was just too funny to not post.