This is why we can't tell if cat's are really smaller than dogs. I mean, this is just stupid.

You think Batman was rich before, wait until he rakes in all of this box office money!

Well actually it's just her head Photoshopped onto the box, kind of like how we Photoshop her head into pictures we send home to Mom and say she's our girlfriend.

9 lives might be enough to outlast Tyson.

Manhattan is a scary place where the world's elite dine on human souls and harvest our organs for centerpieces.

Yummy! Who knew Sailor Moon was so cute you COULD eat her up?

This little toy will have to substitute for Mommy Spears for a while, at least it will remind the kids why it is a good thing she's gone.

Dick in a box was popular far before the famous SNL skit. Look at this 1980's granny photo. I feel sick.

Opening the jack-in-the-box apparently scares this owl – making him shrink!

This track is from the band’s forthcoming album titled Ameritown due out this June on Suretone records. We asked the band if they were talking about Basketball or Hockey when they named the band. It was hockey. Can you guess the team? Bring on the rock!

These guys tear it up around the library. I never knew cardboard could go so fast!

Justin Timerberlake performs "Dick in a Box" live at his concerts! LIVE footage!!

Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg perform the instant Christmas classic, "D**k in a Box."

We always knew that chicks dig boxed wine.