Always have the cameras rolling, never know what fun you'll capture.

Dating her would probably cost more than keeping a Hummer fueled for the summer, hummers all cost the same, car or otherwise.

In theaters 5-9-08. Based on the classic 1960's Japanese animated series chronicling the aspirations of a young race car driver as he attempts to obtain glory, with the help of his family and the Mach 5, the advanced car created by his father.

Is this real of just some really great GTA IV viral marketing?

Sometimes the French are quite productive.

The following stunt is approved by Sir Isaac Newton.

That was totally necessary.

9 lives might be enough to outlast Tyson.

This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.

It's depressing that predictions of flying cars have not come true but, it's probably a good thing we aren't wearing electric headlights.

Manhattan is a scary place where the world's elite dine on human souls and harvest our organs for centerpieces.

Lily Allen and her two tree trunks were looking around in her car for some fallen M&Ms.

Craig Ferguson made the bold move to mock Tom Cruise's Scientology scandal, he should probably have someone else start his car for a while.

Yummy! Who knew Sailor Moon was so cute you COULD eat her up?

This little toy will have to substitute for Mommy Spears for a while, at least it will remind the kids why it is a good thing she's gone.

Posing as a car seat won't get you across the border. Everyone knows that Mexican's are far too good a worker to be caught sitting for so long.

Dick in a box was popular far before the famous SNL skit. Look at this 1980's granny photo. I feel sick.

A Star Wars pit crew works Darth's kick ass race car.

The Dalorean is coming back on the market and who wouldn’t want to outfit their new car with a Flux Capacitor!? Oh yeah, us poor people.

The environment needs saving and that lazy Captain Planet isn't doing crap about it! So here come the MIT green cars… aww how cute.