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Epic LULZ!

Epic LULZ!

Fox News, yet again, demonstrates how little it knows about anything by making a mock of itself by running this story. Epic LULZ 4-EVER!

 

DUI AGAIN!!

DUI AGAIN!!

This morning a little after 2 AM, Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of DUI. She blew a .12 percent, and was later charged with possession of cocaine. Excellent work, Lindsay. Excellent.

 

Dog Has Heart-Shaped Spot

Dog Has Heart-Shaped Spot

This little pooch was born with a perfect heart-shaped spot on his side. Isn't he the CUTEST?

 

Heart-Shaped Puppy

Heart-Shaped Puppy

This little pooch was born with a perfect heart-shaped spot on his side. Isn't he the CUTEST?

 

You'll HEART This Dog!

You'll HEART This Dog!

This little pooch was born with a perfect heart-shaped spot on his side. Isn't he the CUTEST?

 

Muffins from Heaven

Muffins from Heaven

God hated the muffins you sent him; don’t let it happen again or he'll get your house, too.

 

Kim Kardashian's Butt Strikes Again

Kim Kardashian's Butt Strikes Again

Persian bubble-butt babe and sex tape maker extraordinaire Kim Kardashian takes her ass for a walk in some plushy pants. It's like two fat kittens wrestling down there!

 

Beyonce is Born from C3PO

Beyonce is Born from C3PO

Beyonce's performance at the BET awards was completely unmemorable, save for the fact that she DRESSED AND ACTED LIKE A FREAKIN' GOLDEN ROBOT! Why, bootylicious lady, WHY??

 

Britney's Near-Nip Slip

Britney's Near-Nip Slip

Ol' girl is at it again with her sloppy partying ways! But... what a tease!

 

Nicole's Skinny Cover-Up

Nicole's Skinny Cover-Up

Nicole is looking dangerously thin again lately, and I've heard through a celebrity "doctor" that her stomach is bloated from malnutrition! O NOOOO!

 

Scott Stapp's mugshot

Scott Stapp's mugshot

Creed front-douche Scott Stapp got arrested (again) when he came home high and threw an Orangina bottle at his wife. He also owns a lot of guns.

 

Birth of a Face

Birth of a Face

It always hurts when you have a face coming out of your mouth. But then again, who cares?

 

Kickin' It Old Skool trailer

Kickin' It Old Skool trailer

Jamie Kennedy has done it again. And this time, he's breakdancing.

 

Britney's Hot Again, Y'All!

Britney's Hot Again, Y'All!

Britney Spears was caught on film coming out of Millennium Dance Studios, looking better than she has in a long time! Check out those abs!

 

Britney's Bodyguard's Got a Gun

Britney's Bodyguard's Got a Gun

Calm down, dude. She just wanted an autographed copy of 'Oops! I Did It Again.'

 

Angelina Jolie Adopts Again!

Angelina Jolie Adopts Again!

Angie and Brad came home with a new son – Pax Thien Jolie! Ain't he a cutie!

 

Portia Di Rossi is Anorexic Again

Portia Di Rossi is Anorexic Again

The STAR is claiming Ellen's gal pal Portia is back on the eating disorder wagon, as she started to get suspiciously skinner again!

 

Dominic Monaghan's Balls

Dominic Monaghan's Balls

Dominic "Lost" his balls for a second, then found them again. Thank the lord.

 

Payton Manning Dancing

Payton Manning Dancing

Classy network ESPN aired footage of Payton Manning dancing in a play as an 8th grader. You'll never look at pro quarterbacks the same again!

 

Guy LeDouche

Guy LeDouche

It seems odd to me that this Asian man would have a French name, but then again… heehee, "LeDouche"!