This week Philip Norris is appalled that Jessica Alba would destroy her body by getting pregnant.

They learned this move while "experimenting" with each other's bodies.

This is art at its finest. We are pretty sure that’s a real skull and all those little people are bones in the body. Who knew your stomach held so many Chinese workers?

A church adorned with the bodies of saints, clerics and parishioners. Yeah… this may be one reason we don't go to church.

This man has some sort of genetic trait that mutates HPV, causing huge tree like growths to erupt from his body. Where are Mary and Pippin?

The great part about this costume is the hours after the party when you try and find her ac/dc input.

"Yeah, I could be sending this money to the troops for body armor, but I REALLY need this iPhone."

Ricky Martin… National Coming out day was just recently upon us… hint, hint.

Rumor has it newly sober Lindsay Lohan may take a part in Bret Ratner's Hugh Hefner biopic as a playboy bunny. At least she didn't lose the slut in rehab!

There is nothing worse than a stinky ass child. Don't let your child's off putting body odor further offend your senses, wrap that little bastard in pine fresh scents.

La Toya Jackson has finally obliterated any last ounce of estrogen in her body, she is now a he beast. Or, Eddie Murphy's latest girlfriend in a desperate attempt to disprove the gay tranny escapade.

"Breaking Bonaduce" star and crown jewel of The Partridge Family, Danny Bonaduce, body slammed Johnny Fairplay for good reason. He's a douche.

In theaters 11-21-07. Directed by the Coen Brothers and based on the acclaimed novel by Cormac McCarthy. Violence and mayhem ensue after a hunter stumbles upon some dead bodies, a stash of heroin and more than $2 million in cash near the Rio Grande.

The disturbance this student caused at John Kerry's speech is part of why he was tasered. Calling cops "Bro" and not "Sir" had something to do with it also. They hate that.

She's a one-eyed, one-horned, really fat celebrity who might eat you. There comes a time when you should no longer be in love with your body. That time is now, Beth.

The best part about this image is the fact that all you guys clicked on it, hoping to see big breasts. BUT IT’S A TRANNY, SUCKS TO BE YOU!

Son where's your ice cream? "Well Louis C.K. stole it, ran away, and then...oh you'll never believe me..." I don't even believe the part about you knowing Louis C.K.

Hilary Swank has no body fat whatsoever. Her stomach is so hard, entire villages can wash their laundry upon her rippling abs.

Kelis shows the audience part of her milkshake during a concert this weekend. Hmm.. Not really quite the "dessert" we were thinking of.

The rules have changed at Hooters. If you joke about the "scenery" they will use your body as a barbell.