Lady Gaga, South Park's Cartman and Christopher Walken perform Poker Face. The internet wins today, everybody can go home.

Justin Timberlake has a nice rack. I bet his ass is pretty awesome, too.

This video isn't particularly mind blowing, but it does involve a monkey and a skateboard, so we're almost required to post it on the website.

If this girl gets any more hot she's gonna blow up -- the world! Hey ohhhhhh!

If you're not ready to have your mind blown by Adorableness then you probably shouldn't watch this video.

We blew up the picture so you can judge for yourself.

Due to our minds being blown by this photo, we cannot come up with a proper description.

If your options are dynamite and something else, always choose dynamite. It blows stuff up.

The title so literal it will blow your mind.

Obviously this is a thinly veiled blow job joke, the question is does Jessica realize that?

What adult just sucks a lollipop like that in public? The kind who is pregnant and afraid they will no longer be a sex symbol, that's who.

One day you're with Joe Francis on a bus, the next you're getting paid to blow the Governor of New York, it's a slippery slope.

In theaters 3-7-08. A couple that have separated are each attempting to pick up the threads of a future when they are dealt a further blow that leads to a dark conclusion. And a somewhat-nerdy young man in the throes of discovering a first romance must also deal with the separation and consequent strife of his parents' failed relationship.

Aww look a baby puffy fish! Or… Jenna Jameson!

Oh Paris, that stunning shade of "Recently gave a blow job" red really accents your smile… and the fact that you're an idiot.

This one time at band camp, there was like sex everywhere. The G note was doing the A from behind. And the B-flat was blowing C.

LG's very own Sir Monkey sat down with some of the cast of the hilarious new movie Hot Rod to ask them a few simple questions. What happened after may blow your mind!

This morning a little after 2 AM, Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of DUI. She blew a .12 percent, and was later charged with possession of cocaine. Excellent work, Lindsay. Excellent.

A fire in a UK fireworks factory leads to – what else? – a massive explosion!!

A massive windstorm blew the ad panels off the stadium wall at a European soccer (AKA football) match. Player were hurt, spectators were skocked, God was pissed off.