This one time at band camp, there was like sex everywhere. The G note was doing the A from behind. And the B-flat was blowing C.

What kind of coach would stick his hands down your shorts during a team picture!? … and where would one go to sign up for such a team?

Gwen Stefani used to be hard core and she rocked. Now she sings pop music and kidnaps Asians. If you're going to sell out, UPSIZE THE BOOBS!

LG's very own Sir Monkey sat down with some of the cast of the hilarious new movie Hot Rod to ask them a few simple questions. What happened after may blow your mind!

Can you match together pairs of celebrity boobs? It’s a hard job, but somebody’s got to do it.

Britney's crystal ball may be covered in fried chicken grease, but it still gets the job done!

This morning a little after 2 AM, Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of DUI. She blew a .12 percent, and was later charged with possession of cocaine. Excellent work, Lindsay. Excellent.

A fire in a UK fireworks factory leads to – what else? – a massive explosion!!

Kanye West and P. Diddy were guests at England's "concert for Diana," where they posed with her son, Prince Harry. Kanye wore douche-bag 80s Pringles sunglasses and Diddy sported the classiest Diana t-shirt he could find in the hamper. Great job, guys.

A massive windstorm blew the ad panels off the stadium wall at a European soccer (AKA football) match. Player were hurt, spectators were skocked, God was pissed off.

These pyrotechnicians are making a wall of fire because they're apparently bored and like to burn things. Sounds like my job!

iGasm, a new iPod-powered vibrator, is pissing off Apple because its advertisements blatantly rip of the iPod brand. Maybe Steve Jobs would be less pissy if he got a little vibe-action in his life.

Miss Jessica was seen partying like a single gal (John Mayer dumped her!) at PURE nightclub in Vegas recently. When's she selling a blow-up doll of herself?

Nice job, Kate, drop the booger sugar on your black jeans. Oh, wait... maybe you weren't blowing rails? What could you have been up to in that club??

Exclusive Video! David Hasselhoff's kid films him eating on the floor while warning him about not drinking any more booze that night, lest he lose his job. That's one sad dad.

A German ad company placed this "goatse"-eque ad over a pedestrian tunnel, because you shouldn't have to crawl up your boss' bum for a good job. Eww.

Great Northern seem to be everywhere lately. Every time I am out at a show here in Los Angeles somebody is inevitably talking about how they saw Great Northern last week and were absolutely blown away. The thing is it’s true. They are great. I was lucky enough to have my own private performance when they came by our studios. This is the first of three songs they did…more to come soon!

They blew it up to make room for a new casino - 'SPLOSION!!

We’ve turned one of your favorite 80’s movies into a suspenseful video game. You are Bender and you’re job is to save the rest of your friends in detention from the evil school principal!

Amy Winehouse may have alcoholism in her name, but she also has blow in her nose! When whiskey makes you fat, how does one keep in brillant shape? Snort away the pounds!