Paris partied in Vegas this weekend for her birthday on the 17th. Here's some exclusive footage!

Ugly Betty sure knows how to captivate its audience! First Selma Hayek was in her bra, now Rebecca Romijn is!

A surprisingly sober Tara Reid is looking less like a bag o' puke these days. Good for her.

Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, larger brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, attended Paris Hilton's recent birthday bash in Vegas. It appears as though he pissed himself, as well!

Paris Hilton showed up at her own birthday party with what looked like foundation clumsily smeared on her face, and sparkle lotion glooped on her chest. Doing your make-up in the limo, Paris?

Britney's youngest, Jayden James Spears, recently made his debut in OK! Magazine

Big surprise – I mean, he IS Italian!

The Silent Years are a Detroit based group who got lost and ended up in Los Angeles. Since they were already here, we figured they should come by the LG Studios and play us some songs. And you know what? That’s exactly what they did! Check out this brooding version of “Devil Got My Woman.”

Watch a zombie wrestle a shark in an underwater cage[less]-match! Gorey!

Ashley Olsen prancing around, wearing nothing but an undershirt and panties. Sexy!

Ashley Olsen prancing around, wearing nothing but an undershirt and panties. Sexy!

Ashley Olsen prancing around, wearing nothing but an undershirt and panties. Sexy!

Madame Tussaud's has done it again… Kate Moss is wax-ified!

Ashley Olsen was hangin' out in just a bra and panties... then we caught her taking a cartoon poo! Ew, gross!

Brit-Brit was seen out partying again in New York, this time squeezing into a "sexy" red dress.

Kids, don't try this at home! But yes, dynamite WILL make surfable waves in a body of water. AWESOME!

Christina Aguilera is lookin' smokin' hot in the new issue of Maxim

From a Bahamas newspaper, photos of Anna cuddlng with the Bahamian immigration minister. So that's how she got citizenship!

Just in time for Valentine's Day – two skeletons eternally interlocked in an embrace.

You will weep when this picture's message sinks in. P.S., I love you.