"Illegal Aliens" is as big of a B-movie as you can get. And Chyna Doll's performance is worthy of a John Waters film!

At a conservative political conference, the world's biggest tranny bitch, Ann Coulter, called John Edwards a bundle of sticks. The Fox network doesn't even care.

Oh big deal, so Mischa's a pothead! It's not like she's a role model on the OC anymore!!

Big surprise – I mean, he IS Italian!

AMPOP are from Reykjavik, Iceland and they sound more like Radiohead than they do their countrymen Sigur Ros. Big melodies, soaring vocals and some pretty cool guitar effects highlight this performance. Look for a couple more songs in the near future.

I always wondered why candy bars make me horny for gay porn. Now I know.

Some perv decided to film these large ladies running down the street. BBW kink, I say!

The minty flavor is actually a numbing agent – it makes you lisp!

Football fans and video game nerds alike will love this version of Sunday's big game. GO BEARS!

A farm in Australia was hit with a HUGE plague of mice! It's like the end of the world!!!

Jesse Jane was "Best Dressed" on the red carpet at the AVNs. If you think this isn't a big deal, you obviously haven't seen the way most porn stars dress!!

The wax figures of Victoria Adams and David Beckham were recently draped in American flags to celebrate their recent move to the US. Yay, more big-tittied tarts and their super-studly metrosexual man=meat in L.A.!

Is this a serious song? Or an obvious joke? What kind of self-denied, no-longer-gay man would write a song against gayness and then wear a pink shirt in the video?

Is that a white residue better known for lining the nostrils of Hollywood's biggest partiers? Or are we just jerks?

You know he's got a pretty big carrot under there.

This guy is a great baton twirler, but doesn't he get beat up in the locker room???

Finally, we've finished our tropical Jaguar float for the Gay Pride Parade!

Yeah, we all say that games we don’t like are “gay.” But these games are REALLY effin’ gay. Like, totally.

Seriously, guys, as if being tennis players wasn't gay enough to begin with.

He certainly is! Har! Har!